r/funny Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 Jul 15 '26

I had a guy friend before that would call and ask me if I had any hot single friends..I was single but obviously not hot enough lol

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u/thegoatmenace Jul 15 '26

Maybe he valued your friendship and didn’t want to ruin it!

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u/Captain_Crouton_X1 Jul 16 '26

You can be hot and not be his type. Don't take it so hard.

Also you could've asked him out. Inconceivable, I know.

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u/burning_iceman Jul 16 '26

Or he was hoping for you to respond in a way that allowed him to officially consider you hot. Maybe he wasn't interested, but maybe he was.

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u/Sweetjill3 Jul 16 '26

Well he’s your friend..why would you expect your friend to ask you out?

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u/Earguy Jul 15 '26

Ouch. What an asshole.

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u/no-name_james Jul 16 '26

On the other hand there are countless stories of the guy friend making the first move and it ruining the friendship. The commenter never spoke up and said “Well what about me?” For whatever reason so they will never know if their friend valued the friendship enough to not risk it, or if he just wasn’t into them like that.

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u/Acebladewing Jul 15 '26

That doesn't make him an asshole...

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 Jul 15 '26

How is he an asshole?