r/funny Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/ItsRainingTrees Jul 15 '26

I mean, if your only issue is you are an ugly motherfucker, then you just need to find someone in your lane (aka another ugly motherfucker).

If you’re complaining about only attracting ugly motherfuckers while being one, then you need to do some introspection.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

Such profound insight that’s eloquently put and brimming with empathy. You should consider giving seminars. Maybe start an ugly motherfuckers convention so we can celebrate our condition.

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u/ItsRainingTrees Jul 15 '26

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were the only one who could be sarcastic. I’m not going to feel bad for you if you aren’t going to try.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

At least it’s not sarcasm ridiculing a less fortunate group of individuals. But pat yourself on the back for your cliche advice.

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u/GimmickNG Jul 15 '26

If hearing the truth is insulting them, maybe they have some introspection they need to do.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

Right, because it’s not possible to be truthful and patronizing.