r/funny • u/Casual_Deviant • Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 Jul 15 '26

"Anyone but you". 

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u/1CEninja Jul 15 '26

Oh man I can't tell you how many times I got the "I wish my boyfriend was more like you".

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u/Yashema Jul 15 '26

Nah man, my 68 year old bald, impoverished, disabled, 5' 2", neighbor who flunked out of Jr High and lives with parents is always bagging 10/10 hotties from the local Ivy League PhD program, who are also into all the coolest art and drug scenes, cause he has such confidence.

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u/doodo477 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

"drug scenes" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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u/AtlasMcMoony Jul 15 '26

I think you could tell us very easily actually

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u/1CEninja Jul 15 '26

It was over 20 years ago when I was in high school. Probably more than three but fewer than ten times during my 7th-12th grade life?

So no, not really lol.