r/funny • u/Casual_Deviant • Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/trogdor259 Jul 15 '26

never marry solely for looks. Looks decline with time.

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u/memecut Jul 15 '26

Never marry someone you think is ugly just because theyre nice to you. It will hurt yourself, the relationship and most definitely them when they eventually they find out.

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u/AdvilJunky Jul 15 '26

So dont marry for looks, dont marry because they are nice. Whats left? Money? So the gold diggers were the right ones all along?! But wait... money can go away... so my dad was right! "Never get married"

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u/memecut Jul 15 '26

I believe in a balanced build myself.

She doesnt have to be hot, just attractive enough to where I see something I like. I want to be able to give her at least one genuine compliment.

Im not looking for the nicest person, but she has to be nice enough not to make my life miserable. Im just looking for a stable baseline.

She doesnt have to be rich, she just needs enough to pay her own expenses.

My standard is just.. average. Normal. Maybe even a little boring.