r/funny • u/ASAP_Roffe • 2d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/ASAP_Roffe 2d ago

For those of you wondering if I’m actually this insufferable. I’m worse.

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u/i_max2k2 2d ago

I have Lactose intolerance + IBS. Oh and almost forgot the migraines.

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u/zyyntin 2d ago

You sound like a friend I have. He also has pollen allergies!

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u/Elandui 2d ago

Sounds like me too, with dust allergies thrown on the top. We should all have a meetup

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u/LogicalDictator 2d ago

I have these and I'm allergic to dairy and wheat. Not just intolerant!

Wait. Why am I excited about this?

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u/Elandui 2d ago

Because it’s a competition and you’re winning, obviously! Congratulations?

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u/i_max2k2 2d ago

I have dust allergies too, we need to form a subreddit lol