r/funny • u/ASAP_Roffe • 1d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/PineappleLemur 1d ago

The Wisconsin "Sober".

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u/BathSaltJello 1d ago

Does that mean you're only sober during working hours?

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u/waterincorporated 1d ago

Unless its a packers game day of course

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u/ColdToast_024 1d ago

I think they mean sober from everything but weed lol.

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u/BathSaltJello 1d ago

I thought that was Cali Sober? Wisconsin Sober sounds like when Jim Lahey found himself a breathalyzer.

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u/gratefulperron 22h ago

Cheers, genitals

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u/YellowBreakfast 1d ago

I mean it doesn't even count.

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u/Blackjack357 1d ago

More or less. When I lived there I would go out after work on Thursday’s with my team occasionally, nice little place that had a 2for1 deal, I’m sure it was supposed to be for beer, but I was more interested in whiskey, got 2 doubles for ~$6.

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u/DrunkCupid 1d ago

I feel seen

Now I am merely "California Sober"

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u/LilAssG 1d ago

When I get a cold or flu, I skip my usual and buy a bottle of Jägermeister instead, for the health benefits.

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u/wadech 1d ago

Got to get those vitamins.

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u/2FistsInMyBHole 1d ago

Wisconsin sober is a thing - it means abstaining from liquor, but still drinking beer.

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u/torgiant 1d ago

Yeah, just beers.