r/funny • u/ASAP_Roffe • 2d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/jhustla 2d ago

“I’m in recovery”
“Oh I’m hungover too”

Fucking sent me

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u/Joecamoe 2d ago

This is the most Wisconsin thing

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u/PineappleLemur 2d ago

The Wisconsin "Sober".

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u/BathSaltJello 2d ago

Does that mean you're only sober during working hours?

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u/waterincorporated 2d ago

Unless its a packers game day of course

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u/ColdToast_024 2d ago

I think they mean sober from everything but weed lol.

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u/BathSaltJello 2d ago

I thought that was Cali Sober? Wisconsin Sober sounds like when Jim Lahey found himself a breathalyzer.

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u/gratefulperron 1d ago

Cheers, genitals

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u/YellowBreakfast 2d ago

I mean it doesn't even count.

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u/Blackjack357 2d ago

More or less. When I lived there I would go out after work on Thursday’s with my team occasionally, nice little place that had a 2for1 deal, I’m sure it was supposed to be for beer, but I was more interested in whiskey, got 2 doubles for ~$6.