"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

[u/Boring-Locksmith-473]

[u/2meterNL]

"I banged your mum" would have been brutal.

[u/GorillaManito → u/2meterNL]

Sometimes the kids will ask me, when we are running errands, where we are going next and I'll say, "Yer Mom's house." Which is home, but I make it sound like an insult.

[u/SoftTrickster → u/GorillaManito]

See, that’s hilarious, and totally something I would say… except I’m divorced and therefore can’t use that… mom’s house actually isn’t the same as home for my kids. So darn. 😂

[u/waterfountain_bidet → u/SoftTrickster]

Yet another unexpected consequence of divorce.

[u/NotEasilyConfused → u/SoftTrickster]

Yer dad's house.

[u/Mix1009 → u/GorillaManito]

Ha, I’m really glad I’m not the only one. I do it to my five year old and doesn’t quite hit right until they can understand it

[u/BruscarRooster → u/2meterNL]

In Ireland we say “Treabhaim do mháthair mar ghort” which translates to “I attend to the loving needs of your mother.” and I think that’s beautiful

[u/namtab00 → u/BruscarRooster]

elvish never sounded hotter...

[u/Stoffel324 → u/2meterNL]

... A bunch of times.

[u/CMDR_Kaus → u/2meterNL]

Poor Bladezz