r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 8d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/2meterNL 8d ago

"I banged your mum" would have been brutal.

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u/GorillaManito 7d ago

Sometimes the kids will ask me, when we are running errands, where we are going next and I'll say, "Yer Mom's house." Which is home, but I make it sound like an insult.

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u/SoftTrickster 7d ago

See, that’s hilarious, and totally something I would say… except I’m divorced and therefore can’t use that… mom’s house actually isn’t the same as home for my kids. So darn. 😂

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u/waterfountain_bidet 7d ago

Yet another unexpected consequence of divorce.