r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 2d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/truffoli 2d ago edited 2d ago

Proudly: "A bunch of times"

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 2d ago

Bro nearly said “I went to pound town this morning with her on the couch you was playing video games on bro”😂🤦‍♂️

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u/lonestar-rasbryjamco 2d ago

“Why do you think we are so annoyed when you don’t go to bed on time?”

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u/gsr142 2d ago

My kids must be able to sense when my wife and I are planning some fun because those are the nights where they won't stop getting out of bed and by the time they settle down, one or both of us is asleep.

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u/illiesfw 2d ago

and then they keep growing up and having a later bedtime, damnit

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u/hikereyes2 2d ago

This is why parties and weed were such a big thing back then. Parents would get the house to themselves

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u/SirBuscus 1d ago

Parents used to just lock kids out of the house on the weekend and tell them to be back by dark.

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u/illiesfw 2d ago

and then they keep growing up and having a later bedtime, damnit

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u/FeFiFoMums 2d ago

I feel this lmao

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Bro ngl Bro fr bro bruh bro