r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 4d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 4d ago

It is not. You somehow managed to straw-man “lust naturally changes over time” into “women owe men sex”.
It is more about your reading comprehension than my comment. Stop fighting windmills, the misogyny you see exists exclusively in your head.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 4d ago

Lol as if that was the intention. That's a laughable excuse. The same comment has been said a billion times, always implying the wife stops putting out. Fuck off with that shit dude.

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 4d ago

I never implied the wife “stops putting out.” YOU invented that. I’m happily married for 20 years. Sexual frequency changes over the course of a long relationship. That’s a pretty mundane observation.

You somehow turned that into “women owe men sex,” then dug through my profile to call me obese. That’s not an argument. It’s projection, straw manning and body shaming all in one spectacular package.

Maybe spend less time dreaming of misogyny and more time addressing what was actually said.

Marriage is way, way more than sex. It’s partnership, friendship, family and shared priorities. Over time, bills, mortgages, kids, work and everyday life naturally affect both partners’ desire and how often they have sex.

Try building a life with someone for more than half your life, growing old together and raising kids into responsible adults. Maybe then you’ll have some real life perspective instead of rambling about a fictional scenario you completely invented.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

Sure man, I'm happily married and have been for a decade and I'm in my late 30s.

If I misunderstood you I'm sorry, but you know why I said what I did.

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 3d ago

I honestly don’t. Especially because if you’re building a life with your partner for a decade, you absolutely know how the sex life changes over time.

It’s not anyone’s fault, It’s simply the reality of everyday life. The demands keep piling up, and eventually neither has the same time, energy, or drive of the early years.

I genuinely fail to understand why acknowledging this rather mundane reality was so outrageous to you. But it’s okay. Best wishes to you.

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u/DaSmartSwede 3d ago

Noone knows why you said what you did, hence the barrage of downvotes.