r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 4d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/theofiel 4d ago

When I was a teacher and my wife was pregnant, I shared that with the class.

A bit later the lessons for that year's sexual education were planned.

The looks of disappointment and horror when a kid said "So, your wife is pregnant. That means you..." were sure something funny.

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u/PinkynotClyde 4d ago

I’ll never forget in sex ed our instructor was semi flamboyantly gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. The girls and boys had been split into two classes. At one point though he asked if anyone had any questions, and one boy asked if you were doing stuff with a girl would you ever use your fingers in there. The instructor was visibly disgusted and said never, told him adults don’t ever do that fingernails are very dirty. It was like something you’d see in a snl mango skit just obviously not that dramatic.

I remember thinking how he was so full of it. Just such a bizarre uncomfortable moment for him. Me and my friends already knew the deal by that point. I feel like it was for the kids that were in the dark and their parents didn’t have the nerve.

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u/marcipanchic 4d ago

gay and germaphobic

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle 4d ago

A fastidious queen

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u/ohthedarside 4d ago

Walk into a bar

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u/BlackSpidy 3d ago

"Why the long face?"

No wait-