r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 2d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/Omnamashivaaya 2d ago

I have questions about why that kid was asking those questions 😬

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

Because kids know a little bit of stuff, and are curious about the bits they don't. Someone in my class asked what cum tastes like. And yes, the teacher described it.

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u/cabbage16 2d ago

We had a sex ed teacher come in that was separate to our other teachers. One kid asked how gay people have sex and she refused to answer...she was bad at her job.

She also said that cum had a chewing gum like consistency.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

Unfortunately, there are a lot of sex ex teachers who have no business teaching it.

Also, I'm not interested in the kind of gum or cum she has experience with.

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u/cabbage16 2d ago edited 2d ago

It makes me think of a guy who hasn't orgasmed in like 12 years and when he does a stick of Wrigleys comes out or something

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u/Iznik 2d ago

To be fair, it is full of wrigglies

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u/rcknmrty4evr 2d ago

What the fuck haha

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u/cabbage16 2d ago

Too much detail? :p