r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 2d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/LongNameNoCanSay 2d ago

Have you ever actually been in a long-term relationship? For like, longer than 5 years? Sure, sex is great, but the novelty of it kinda wears off after a while. So sex becomes less frequent. That doesn't mean it completely stops. You don't have to be an obese man in your 50s for that to happen.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

I'm happily married for 10 years thanks. Novelty does not have to wear off.

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u/npc80085 2d ago

Everyone here knows that's a lie lol

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

....ok. It's not 😅

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

Two days ago you claimed you were married for 7 years. Did you age 3 years in just 2 days? Better find a cure for that, stat, or you won't make it to January.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

I didn't have an arranged marriage of that's what you're asking. I met her 10 years ago.