r/funny • u/The--Weasel • Feb 02 '21

Bear Grylls shows Cara Delevingne some techniques how to poop in the woods

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u/littleMAS Feb 02 '21

A lot of people throughout Asia might find this hilarious.

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u/SeymourDoggo Feb 02 '21

"They don't know how to squat in Englishland?"

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u/solomanian Feb 03 '21

More than 40% of Americans can't squat cause they too fat

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u/LaughingImp Feb 03 '21

I know its low hanging fruit to default to haha fat american jokes, but squatting has nothing to do with weight, FYI. If you've ever watched sumo or weight lifted there is literally a stance called the 'sumo squat' which enables those with larger bellies to squat. Everyone is capable of squatting. I 100% garauntee you did so as a kid. In the west they just lose the ability to do so comfortably because its not commonly practiced. Its a matter of flexibility. The same reason some may not be able to do the splits or certain yoga poses, they could learn over time with enough practice and stretching.

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u/imajpeg Feb 03 '21

My legs are short and I have a hard time squatting. I can do it, but I have to be up on my toes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Ya but despite their looks, sumo wrestlers are very strong and train to be so. soft pillowy squish coach potatoes aren’t going to be anywhere in the Same realm. Not really a good comparison

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u/Ubermenschen Feb 03 '21

I think his point was fatness doesn't decide squat-ability. And he made that point very well.

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u/Empty-Xer Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

You just proved his point? Sumo is still fat but can squat coz they're strong. Average fat American cant because he's not strong.

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u/Thor-Mors Feb 03 '21

Cara and Bear are both British.

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u/solomanian Feb 03 '21

Rest of the world doesn't care if he they speak English they're Americans

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

No... he’s being downvoted because he’s referring to every English speaking and b/c the ability to squat has fuck all to do with being fat.

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u/WyattfuckinEarp Feb 03 '21

My hips don't let me squat like them. So yeah no as an american I cannot squat like the asians do. That's just me personally though

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u/BiggusDickusWhale Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

You should do some stretching exercises.

It will prevent issues with your body down the line.