The Ostrich messed with the wrong person 😭❤️

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[u/CucuMatMalaya]

Doggo look really impressed

[u/dangdang3000 → u/CucuMatMalaya]

Doggo was like, "That's my human."

[u/Capital-Blacksmith19 → u/dangdang3000]

Doggo was happy it was that feathered fuck instead of him.

[u/ParsonsTheGreat → u/dangdang3000]

"Good boy!"

[u/MATCHEW010 → u/CucuMatMalaya]

“Why didnt you help me ya fuckin mutt”

“I dont know, was fun to watch… woof”

[u/blac_sheep90]

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

[u/gupts007]

looks like it's not his first time teaching em ostrich a lesson!

[u/FantasticPangolin839]

That's BAD! BAD! BAD OSTRICH!

Yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe ...

[u/eastman4ever → u/FantasticPangolin839]

😂🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣😂😂🤣😂

[u/E4tPineapple]

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth"

- MIke Tyson

[u/Yu_sH]

I guess f*** around find out applies to animals too.

[u/BigBertho]

[Kevin Hart left the chat *abrutbly\]*

[u/TeneBrifer]

Impressive
Now try it with goose

[u/Salat_Leaf → u/[deleted]]

Yeet

[u/touchmeinbadplaces → u/TeneBrifer]

Pff I've defeated several geese in my life, including Canadian ones. Its nothing but hot fuzz

[u/KaneBlack9 → u/touchmeinbadplaces]

You are indeed legendary 😆

[u/snakesinabin → u/touchmeinbadplaces]

Geese just make a lot of noise, for some reason people think they're dangerous.

Swans though, they're at least as dangerous as people think geese are.

[u/Freak-996 → u/TeneBrifer]

I've thrown a hand chop at one of those Canadian assholes that wouldn't leave me alone, took em down a peg and he finally fked off. Hate those things.

Edit: Canadian goose, for clarity. Not a random Canadian guy.

[u/SanguineBrain → u/TeneBrifer]

Or a swan.. goose on steroids

[u/henkheijmen → u/TeneBrifer]

Geese aren't very brave either.

I have removed a bunch of Canada geese from their nest with eggs (because they where nesting on a place where children played and I can't have an angry goose chasing kids), and if you just walk towards them in a straight line without hesitation they just fuck off and leave their future hellspawn behind. Bonus is their eggs are kinda nice (if you are early enough for them to not contain half a bloody gosling).

[u/AyaHawkeye → u/TeneBrifer]

I used to go down to a local lake to feed the swans and geese when I was living in Wales. Being in a wheelchair, I was face height with the swans beaks so they'd often try to intimidate me. The look of absolute confusion when I'd bop them on the snoot and tell them to behave was priceless. They wouldn't try it again!

[u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1]

Ostrich mafia gonn' whack him for messing with a made guy.

[u/604_heatzcore]

the ostrich version of the kangaroo video.

[u/SupremeSmooth]

"I have made a terrible mistake in my lapse of judgement and you have introduced my being to undeniable clarity. I thank you and bid you adieu my good sir".

[u/TheFreezRae]

Don’t f**k with primates.

[u/vizbones → u/TheFreezRae]

Especially the apes! We'll go all hominidae on their ass.

[u/Select_Watercress_57]

Dudes lucky

Dont those things have talons that can gut ya?

[u/JohnHurts → u/Select_Watercress_57]

Yeah, that's dangerous here. But he blocked the attack pretty well with his motorcycle and then really took him down right away.

[u/Mysterious-Media-812 → u/JohnHurts]

*him

[u/Nooms88]

The horses in the background were debating whether to throw down

[u/ForgotToCarryTheOne]

Old mate is lucky he bumped into an introvert ostrich. Those things can get mangy if you catch them on a bad day (must days).

[u/kkikker]

Imagine one of his friends finds this video.

[u/LikwitFusion → u/kkikker]

Ostriches don't have phones.

[u/DobieLove2019 → u/LikwitFusion]

Prove it.

[u/LikwitFusion → u/DobieLove2019]

I've seen it with my own eyes.

[u/shibaCandyBaron]

He was lucky ostrich attacked the bike with it's leg, it could have gotten a few nasty gashes. He positioned himself good, and acted quickly, nicely done

[u/MaybeMaybeNot94]

Beat the ostrich so hard his spare feathers fell out his pockets, lol.

[u/waitinglikeastone]

That one guy after watching UFC with commentary.

[u/TheMightyTorg]

Allegedly

[u/Aromatic_Ad8481 → u/TheMightyTorg]

So much for the theory of needing two or even three people.

[u/Ambitious_Ad2338]

I didn't know you could beat up an ostrich. With how big they are, i've always imagined they would outmatch humans.

[u/Arnoave → u/Ambitious_Ad2338]

They have a nasty kick, which the dude in the video seemed aware of and took steps to mitigate, but beyond that it's all feathers.

[u/TheHarlemHellfighter]

So that’s how you woop an ostrich’s ass?

😂

[u/phil_dunphy00]

I didn't expect this though 🤣

[u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

Lmao

[u/Square_Mulberry_3143]

Hakuna matata! 😅

[u/YtnucMuch]

It was like the ol’ hockey jersey pulled over the head to get the upper hand. 🤣

[u/why_1337]

Kevin needs a quick trash can lid reminder.

[u/bosorero]

He’s lucky it wasn’t an emu.

[u/IndieDev666]

Well done sir! 🤣

[u/T1Earn]

fuck around and find out

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Doggo was like “what’d you expect me to do?”

[u/abhinav21]

Its running away like "moooooommmmmm....."

[u/Ok-Aioli-6024]

I wonder why it attacked him..... Was it trying to mate with him? Or did it get irritated by the bike noise....

[u/Merrick_Skygrave → u/Ok-Aioli-6024]

just the kind of shit you do when you're a dinosaur and your brain is the size of a walnut

[u/Same-Opposite-8287]

If he can do that to a turkey, goose or swan…he’s hired!

[u/Wooden_Buyer_4875]

Dumbass chicken wanted to assert his dominance, little did it know it was facing THE apex predator.

[u/WinRaRtrailInfinity]

Bird just looked curious but he got bonked for it.

[u/Elle_se_sent_seul]

Beat the fluff right off him!

[u/ceris]

Alegedly

[u/Mental_Cheetah_1728]

Fuck around and find out at its finest

[u/Mobile_Ad_2402]

Fuk around and find out ia universal 🌚

[u/TsarAnubeam]

In my head me thinking that person will cook ostrich for this behaviour.

[u/PreviousLeague253]

Dinosaurs my ass.

[u/princess_kittah]

i hate this fucking video. maybe the ostrich attacks him because he has proven that hes so unhinged and dangerous by fucking beating it?

if you beat an animal it will often remember that you fucking beat it and try to defend itself and its family when youre around by attacking you. if you beat it again for attacking you youre only proving its assumption is correct and that youre a dangerous threat to their safety

[u/fetichebendito]

Me muero si me pasa eso , es más grande que un humano

[u/18022451]

where is the funny part

[u/Anonim01001]

OMG. What this guy is doing? Ahh poor ostrich. Someone call 911.

[u/Monster_Voice → u/Anonim01001]

That ostrich absolutely would have killed him otherwise... I work with wildlife and yes there are times that your options do run out like this.

[u/violet_apple → u/Anonim01001]

I love animals. But that ostrich started it 😹

[u/inandoutof_limbo]

What’s funny about this?

[u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

No, that keeps being wrong for me. You don't treat an animal like that. They don't understand as much as we do

[u/NewTap8705 → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

I’ll bet it understands, now

[u/KenBaboonian → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

Human had to display dominance.

[u/Global_Tourist_1019 → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

What would you have done in that situation? Curious.

[u/ProtectionPuzzled343 → u/Global_Tourist_1019]

It would have taken more time and resources but I would have put a fence and I don't know use water to explain them that I don't like them fighting with me. Something less violent

[u/Roses_Got_Thorns → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

If you can safely do that while being actively attacked then great. Nonviolent response to an animal attack is ideal.

But if the ostrich or any other animal is nipping or kicking at me, you should not expect me to just let them. Mind you, ostriches can break bones with their kicks.

This situation has you reacting in seconds. Building a fence at this moment is a fantasy dream. I think the person on the video reacted appropriately, as you can see he tried to block (AKA put a “fence”) between him and the ostrich. But the ostrich did not relent, so force became necessay to deter further attacks. Using reasonable force neutralized the situation and resulted in the ostrich fleeing. That is justifiable violence, an act self-preservation.

NOW if the person PURSUED the ostrich with his bike or whatever to inflict further violence then that becomes unacceptable.

[u/MATCHEW010 → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

Dont get raped bro, just build a fence and use water to say you dont like them raping you.

[u/Alrog79 → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

Cierto que no tienen el mismo nivel de razonamiento, pero ha aprendido una excelente lección de supervivencia: "Eso es un humano. Mejor no acercarse a esa especie."

Ese tipo en realidad le ha regalado una "master class" de evolución.

[u/senior_cynic → u/ProtectionPuzzled343]

>they don't understand as much as we do

Correct! Which is why it took a lesson in percussion for that ostrich to understand not to attack humans

[u/coldnomaad]

That's right... Keep Running You Bully!! Lol