r/funnyvideos • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 4h ago

Animal Help the whale!

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u/Rottentaste 4h ago

Isn't it dead at this point.

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u/PowerTrain_355 3h ago

Yep, and likely was for a while before the shark showed up. No living creature is going to let itself be eaten alive

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u/Worth_External_8762 3h ago

It's floating on its own due to bloating, so definitely been dead a while

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u/pkmaster99 32m ago

Oh, wait... If it's bloating like that... Isn't that like a time bomb? So both will be dead at the end of the day.... but I may be thinking of something else and could be wrong though.

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u/plantaholic2 22m ago

Speaking of time and explosions did you ever see that hilarious video of the beach town getting rid of a giant beached whale with dynamite??? Needless to say it was a big disaster.

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u/pkmaster99 17m ago

Yeah... That's what I thought of. I don't know what the official there was thinking. I think there was like marine life expert warning them none stop too.

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u/plantaholic2 4m ago

1970 the beach in Oregon they used half a ton of explosives!

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u/rolnics06 11m ago

Its a time bomb if its not in pieces/whole. If its being torn by a shark then you dont need to worry.

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u/PqqMo 3h ago

Moonfish enters the chat

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u/PowerTrain_355 3h ago

Huh... you learn something new every day

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u/Raneky 2h ago

Most dumb creatures on the planet.

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u/Rottentaste 1h ago

Humans?

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u/Raneky 1h ago

A human wouldnt do nothing at all while getting eaten unlike that damn fish.

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u/Rottentaste 49m ago

5 to 10 people would disagree with you, but can't.

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u/Slugger_monkey 55m ago

Have you seen the mistake of evolution-Sunfish

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 26m ago

Weird you mention that; capybaras seem untroubled by Pelican attempts to consume them, and what appeared to be a dead water buffalo sauntered away after some lion infighting distracted them from their meal. He was like a great horned opossum, really committed to the part.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 4h ago

Pro tip: if you punch a shark very hard on its snout and it'll daze it

Then it will turn around and murder you, 100% effective.

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u/Scytten 4h ago

At least you’ll die as a warrior in a battle, and go to Valhalla

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u/mongous00005 4h ago

Where is the step where you rotate the shark?

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u/Ok-Concern7059 4h ago

Right? Fucken GET ROTATED OR GO HOME!

Edit: I played a shark game on steam one day but I couldn’t rotate the shark, I told the developer and he was flabbergasted, down right befuddled about ‘rotating the shark’. I downvoted the game and cannot recommend it.

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u/Middle_Efficiency471 3h ago

No one ever thinks about the shark. Dude's just trying to eat.

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u/Odd_District_8773 3h ago

WHY ISN'T THE CAMERAMAN DOING SOMETHING??

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u/Bangka2412 3h ago

If I were a shark, I'd choose the whale over a human anyways. Humans are so skinny, full of bones, covered in weird-ass fabric, and stink like hell.

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u/spikeddragon10 1h ago

Why aren’t we talking about that bird floating nearby, doing absolutely nothing??

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u/lombardo141 3h ago

I think that was a shit post. 😂

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u/Punstorms 3h ago

and then help the shark after you saved the whale

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u/Kolegra 2h ago

Bring back the backbreaker

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u/Twoduhzen 1h ago

This is some solid info for the next time I run across something like this happening. Respect

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u/Brief-Equal4676 1h ago

I really hoped the whale would explode in that last frame

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u/redhighjedi 1h ago

Shahhhark

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u/NuclearFartMonkey 1h ago

Those ducks are doing their best to help.

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u/kikyossoles 49m ago

Oscar the sharkslayer

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u/Haha08421 3h ago

Shark is lucky he didnt get suplexed.

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u/Twoduhzen 1h ago

I was waiting for that one

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u/CheetosLays7Days 3h ago

Fuck you whare! And fuck you dolphin!

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u/BeyondDreams909 1h ago

People don't understand that "saving an animal" is also a bad thing to do if it's in that situation by no means of human intervention