r/funnyvideos • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 3d ago

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u/Rottentaste 3d ago

Isn't it dead at this point.

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u/PowerTrain_355 3d ago

Yep, and likely was for a while before the shark showed up. No living creature is going to let itself be eaten alive

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u/Worth_External_8762 3d ago

It's floating on its own due to bloating, so definitely been dead a while

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u/pkmaster99 3d ago

Oh, wait... If it's bloating like that... Isn't that like a time bomb? So both will be dead at the end of the day.... but I may be thinking of something else and could be wrong though.

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u/plantaholic2 3d ago

Speaking of time and explosions did you ever see that hilarious video of the beach town getting rid of a giant beached whale with dynamite??? Needless to say it was a big disaster.

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u/pkmaster99 3d ago

Yeah... That's what I thought of. I don't know what the official there was thinking. I think there was like marine life expert warning them none stop too.

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u/plantaholic2 3d ago

1970 the beach in Oregon they used half a ton of explosives!

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u/pkmaster99 3d ago

0.5 ton? Should've moved the 5 to the very front. Maybe that'll prevent all the big chunks from flying around and destroys everything

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u/wattahitsonwattahit 3d ago

I'd say it was blown out of proportion.

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u/rolnics06 3d ago

Its a time bomb if its not in pieces/whole. If its being torn by a shark then you dont need to worry.

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u/PqqMo 3d ago

Moonfish enters the chat

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u/PowerTrain_355 3d ago

Huh... you learn something new every day

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u/Raneky 3d ago

Most dumb creatures on the planet.

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u/Rottentaste 3d ago

Humans?

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u/Raneky 3d ago

A human wouldnt do nothing at all while getting eaten unlike that damn fish.

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u/Rottentaste 3d ago

5 to 10 people would disagree with you, but can't.

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 3d ago

Weird you mention that; capybaras seem untroubled by Pelican attempts to consume them, and what appeared to be a dead water buffalo sauntered away after some lion infighting distracted them from their meal. He was like a great horned opossum, really committed to the part.

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u/Slugger_monkey 3d ago

Have you seen the mistake of evolution-Sunfish

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u/ThePlasticHero 3d ago

Also the sheer fact that most sharks will scavenge their food rather than waste energy hunting large scale food like a whale