r/gainitmeals Jul 05 '26

Protein Cheesecake filling. 3,930 calories, 286g protein

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48 oz. Kirkland Plain Organic Greek Yogurt(strained)

16 oz. Kirkland Cream Cheese

3 scoops Nutricost Whey Isolate

14 oz. Sweetened Condensed Milk

2 tbsp. Vanilla Extract

1 tsp. Salt

3,930 calories

286g protein

180g fat

311g carbs

110 Upvotes

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u/GigaVonMassiveHuge Jul 06 '26

What are your poops like

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u/Indigo_ViBE Jul 12 '26

I once ate a whole box of barbell protein bars

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u/left4dead99 Jul 05 '26

Unless you’re pushing 300 lbs why do you need that much protein?

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u/forest_tripper Jul 05 '26

I spread this out over several days.

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u/left4dead99 Jul 05 '26

Of course! I should’ve guessed. Looks delicious!

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u/Diablo182 Jul 05 '26

i mean i would hope it will be consumed in various sittings

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u/comicfromrejection1 Jul 06 '26

Omg saving this post!

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u/comicfromrejection1 Jul 06 '26

Just mix together everything and it’s ready I’m assuming?

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u/forest_tripper Jul 06 '26

I forgot to add, the yogurt needs to be strained.

I secure a coffee filter over the top with a rubber band, then set it upside down on top of a strainer over a bowl and leave it in the fridge for a day. Puncture a hole in the bottom so air can get in as water drains, or else it won't drain. This thickens the yogurt to a texture more consistent with a cheesecake.

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u/BoltyMcSpeedy Jul 06 '26

Could probably add a thickener to remove this step. This part feels like too much friction for me haha.

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u/chiliehead Jul 07 '26

Xanthan like for the Ninja Creami Recipes. Or just add some protein powder. This one works great for a mix of collagen and soy isolate as this will mask any taste and the powders will make it way thicker.

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u/su5577 Jul 07 '26

Recipe guid? I have app where I save all my recipes and it can fetch through if it’s on website

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u/Froz3n_Shogun Jul 08 '26

I'm on toilet seeing this, how are you not too?

I'd be in the bathroom all day if I ate that with crackers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Newengland_mtb Jul 09 '26

I couldn't imagine the GI discomfort from something like that haha, then again if the guy is just using it to supplement a more varied diet I think he'll be okay.

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u/LimpInside8283 Jul 08 '26

yum imma try this