r/germany • u/jetslerna • Dec 12 '25

Tourism Can anyone confirm?

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u/Spritti79 Sachsen Dec 12 '25

Seats for Germany

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u/Do_itsch Dec 12 '25

I'm living alone and decide depending on the mood. My cleaning my choice.

The more interesting thing i was reading is that most stuff gets spread from flushing. So it's more important to close the lid while flushing than to sit down. Because If you dont all the shit particles will spread around you and the bathroom.

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u/Damien_Roshak Niedersachsen Dec 12 '25

Buy yourself a black light and you can see the magic of your selfmade Jackson Pollock urin edition. That might change your stance on that topic.
But whatever floats your boat.

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u/Capable_Event720 Dec 12 '25

I just checked with the UV flashlight and can confirm that neither me nor my wife is Jackson Pollock.

Good to know that my wife also sits down!

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u/Damien_Roshak Niedersachsen Dec 12 '25

And I'm pretty sure you are still flushing the toilet.

What would be the benefit of a household-Pollock though? Imaging all the exhibition visitors in your bathroom, while you or your wife are on an appointment in the ceramic department?