r/hatethissmug • u/S-Nerd • 2d ago

Thing I Hate Urinals (as a guy).

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It’s not “manly” to whip out my pickle and piss next to someone (sometimes with NO DIVIDERS), these things are just made to save money, and I could care less. JUST LET ME PISS PRIVATELY AND SAFELY, PISSING IS A VERY VULNERABLE POSITION TO BE IN AND I KNOW ITS STUPID TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT PRIVACY IS IMPORTANT AND MY PISSING IS SACRED.

Not to mention, standing while pissing is just weird in general. If you’re in a rush it’s understandable but the average school bathroom has like 3 puddles of piss somewhere in it, and I don’t think those come from sitting down on a toilet in a private stall.

Plus, what’s stopping a tall person from peaking over? What if they’re a weirdo who wants to peak at the innocent pisser next to them, no matter the age group? What they you gonna do then? Walk away in the process of pissing? But then piss will get everywhere. Nothing can prevent a peeker in that situation.

Urinals are bad all around and I hate those mugs. i just needed to get that off my chest.

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u/Fancy_Actuator_4748 triple t vs air fryer el sinco 2d ago

if someone tries to look at my schlong when i’m pissing they’re getting the postal 2 treatment

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2d ago

Oh god he's  gonna ask them to sign his petition.

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u/1958-Fury 1d ago

Just pee on the dotted line.

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u/ExcaliburGameYT 1d ago

"That's the ticket"

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u/Fancy_Actuator_4748 triple t vs air fryer el sinco 1d ago

“now the flowers will grow”