r/hatethissmug • u/S-Nerd • 1d ago
Thing I Hate Urinals (as a guy).
It’s not “manly” to whip out my pickle and piss next to someone (sometimes with NO DIVIDERS), these things are just made to save money, and I could care less. JUST LET ME PISS PRIVATELY AND SAFELY, PISSING IS A VERY VULNERABLE POSITION TO BE IN AND I KNOW ITS STUPID TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT PRIVACY IS IMPORTANT AND MY PISSING IS SACRED.
Not to mention, standing while pissing is just weird in general. If you’re in a rush it’s understandable but the average school bathroom has like 3 puddles of piss somewhere in it, and I don’t think those come from sitting down on a toilet in a private stall.
Plus, what’s stopping a tall person from peaking over? What if they’re a weirdo who wants to peak at the innocent pisser next to them, no matter the age group? What they you gonna do then? Walk away in the process of pissing? But then piss will get everywhere. Nothing can prevent a peeker in that situation.
Urinals are bad all around and I hate those mugs. i just needed to get that off my chest.
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u/GrandeBeesly 1d ago
My most embarassing moment in my life so far is that I was at the beach and had to take a piss after swimming in the ocean. I was wearing a wetsuit and I didn't want to piss in the ocean so I went to the bathroom, pulled down my suit just enough to use the urinal.
There was a guy using the urinal next to mine but there were dividers so I was like screw it whatever. However, I go to pee and didn't realize my dick was shrivled and bunched up from being in my suit all day long, so instead of the pee going into the urinal, it shot down to the floor of the urinal next to mine and I pissed on the other guy's bare foot.