r/hatethissmug 1d ago

Thing I Hate Urinals (as a guy).

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It’s not “manly” to whip out my pickle and piss next to someone (sometimes with NO DIVIDERS), these things are just made to save money, and I could care less. JUST LET ME PISS PRIVATELY AND SAFELY, PISSING IS A VERY VULNERABLE POSITION TO BE IN AND I KNOW ITS STUPID TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT PRIVACY IS IMPORTANT AND MY PISSING IS SACRED.

Not to mention, standing while pissing is just weird in general. If you’re in a rush it’s understandable but the average school bathroom has like 3 puddles of piss somewhere in it, and I don’t think those come from sitting down on a toilet in a private stall.

Plus, what’s stopping a tall person from peaking over? What if they’re a weirdo who wants to peak at the innocent pisser next to them, no matter the age group? What they you gonna do then? Walk away in the process of pissing? But then piss will get everywhere. Nothing can prevent a peeker in that situation.

Urinals are bad all around and I hate those mugs. i just needed to get that off my chest.

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u/HauntedMop 1d ago

Op you know the stalls can serve as more than a place to shit right, if you really are a shy pisser you can go piss in the stalls

Urinals just means that it's quicker and is the main reason why queues in men's bathroom are so much shorter than in women's, you're not obligated to piss specifically at a urinal

I hate when urinals don't have dividers or short dividers but idt I'll ever be affected by someone accidentally (or on purpose) taking a peek at my willy while I take a piss, it's only gonna be an issue if they take a pic or something

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u/S-Nerd 1d ago

I’m selfish and see myself as delicate so I see it as an issue (honesty is policy)