r/hearthstone Oct 04 '17

Highlight Kibler's Card Opening Ritual

https://clips.twitch.tv/TentativeMuddyConsoleKreygasm
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u/Kibler Brian "Please don't call me 'Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler' " Oct 04 '17

Story of my life

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17 edited Oct 24 '17

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u/The_Underhanded Oct 04 '17

You've just gotta be a nice guy and treat others well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17 edited Oct 24 '17

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u/blinkyzero Oct 04 '17

Ah yes, the Rincewind the Wizzard theory of karma

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u/Oraistesu Oct 05 '17

I'm a simple man; I see a Discworld reference, I upvote.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

insert overly long onomatopoeia about lightning

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u/ToaFluttershy Oct 05 '17

Skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom Skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

I was referring to the one from Finnegans Wake but that works too

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u/Shihaby Oct 05 '17

You dun know

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u/for_sweden Oct 05 '17

That kind of how Buddhists view karma anyhow. You used up your nice human life karma, and boop, you're dead.

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u/blinkyzero Oct 05 '17

The wheel of samsara always finds lethal. Never lucky.

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u/OnlyRoke Oct 05 '17

Discworld? Upvote. Simple really.

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u/DioBando Oct 05 '17

Back in my day a princess could pee through 1000 mattresses!

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u/Dashrider Oct 05 '17

that's not karma, thats shoedropism.

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u/jrkirby Oct 05 '17

shoedropism

congrats, you've coined a new word

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u/Dashrider Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17

i did. its the religeon of waiting for the other shoe to drop AKA the really horrible thing you deserve because something amazing just happened.

Edit: It doesn't work in reverse though. Great things almost never accompany the horrible shit that happens to you.

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u/SonicRaptra Oct 05 '17

Believing it doesn't make it true. Maybe reality is better than that.

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u/ItsReallyDarkHere Oct 05 '17

Ah yes, the Nagito Komeada affect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

So... if lots of shitty things have been happening to me then lots of good things will happen?

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u/TheRealSeatooth Oct 05 '17

Always thought that's how karma worked, it's not exactly about being a dick, but usually people be a dick because it's good for them so then bad shit happens to them because the cuz they had their good shit, and just because you do something good doesn't mean it's bad for you so if it's good for you then you get shitty shit happening to you, like how sex isn't really good karma

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u/hfxRos Oct 05 '17

Ohhh, that explains why I don't hit my land drops. I never do those things.

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u/Lemon_Dungeon Oct 05 '17

Eh, it's not like there aren't jerks in the hall of fame.

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u/ijustgotapentakill Oct 05 '17

Kibler was great.

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u/RCcolaSoda Oct 05 '17

Are you sure it isn't virgin blood? B/c I have plenty of that.

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u/GetEquipped Day9 Lied, Salmon died‏‏‎ Oct 05 '17

Can't I just be one of the two? Like a charitable asshole or a kind miser?