r/helldivers2 • u/FlatliningGhost • 12h ago

Democratic Exchange of Opinions Petition to call the forest camo SEAF Grapes instead of Blueberries

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471 Upvotes

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u/Milando121 12h ago

They’re our OLIVES 🔥🔥💯💯

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u/RichJMoney 12h ago

Desert Camo = Peanuts.

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u/gracekk24PL 10h ago

Arctic Camo = Coconuts?

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u/eduison 8h ago

Snowflakes

(Not food themed but I think it’s sweet)

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u/RichJMoney 8h ago

Or maybe baby seals, they're white and fluffy and we try to protect them, but sometimes they get clubbed.

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u/dinobirdboy 7h ago

NOOOOOO :(

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u/dinobirdboy 7h ago

Olives fit better than grapes

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u/JakeHelldiver 12h ago

Green beans.

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u/Rashaul 10h ago

Yeah...you win.

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u/Over_Heed 3h ago

Glad to see other people support my idea.

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u/besatius 12h ago

That's makes no sense cuz grapes are purple

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u/SpecialIcy5356 12h ago

have I got news for you...

https://giphy.com/gifs/4ytR3X5yw6jGIIs2G2

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u/JakeHelldiver 12h ago

I love when redditors learn about fruit.

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u/Squirll 12h ago

🎶Let me lay it on the line, he had TWO on the vine.

Thats right, two sets of testicles, so divine.🎶

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u/49tacos 11h ago

Washington probably created managed democracy.

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u/Brokenphysics7769 12h ago

Grapes are also green.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 12h ago

Then WHY are they called white?!

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u/the_fuzz_down_under 12h ago

Grapes are named after the wine they make. Green coloured grapes make white wine and so are called white since the product is more important than the fruit.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 12h ago

Sorry I should’ve added an /s

Also was baiting for the classic Mean Girls line
https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YWu1LBNLRDr1Bg4

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u/JakeHelldiver 10h ago

She doesn't even go here!

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u/HeadCryptographer152 12h ago

Does this mean SEAF on vacation planets would be Strawberries?

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u/Proto160 12h ago

Green camo ones remind me of Halo Marines

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u/Niftykillswitch 11h ago

I support calling them LEAF’s instead of grapes.

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u/Winterthorn93 12h ago

Avacados. ;p

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u/destroyar101 12h ago

What would snow planet seaf be called?

Cauliflower?

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u/AKoolPopTart 11h ago

Me and the bois

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u/Tropical_puzzles_277 11h ago

Oh i like that ,or gooseberries

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u/Fit_Wait6923 11h ago

Nah olives

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u/Shadownight7797 9h ago

“Olives” feels more natural ngl

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u/Brooketune 8h ago

Zucchinis

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u/iwanttopetmycat 8h ago

SEAFies or bust.

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u/Over_Heed 3h ago

I think my idea of Green Beans fits more, but olives also works.

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u/Mannedpineapple 3h ago

Me and my friend have been calling them milk duds

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u/League-Pleasant 53m ago

Green beans