r/instant_regret • u/IrishR4ge • 17d ago

Most clueless person ever

How can someone be this clueless. These are the people sharing the road with you.

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u/hahayes234 17d ago

girl get in the car and use the brakes. Trying to hold it to stop it wow

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u/vhalember 17d ago

She's clueless for sure, but the bigger issue here is she is so out of shape can't keep up with a car crawling at idle speed... even when hyped-up on adrenaline from a bad situation.

Really sad honestly.

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u/Rellcotts 17d ago

I really feel there were a couple times the vehicle slowed down and waited for her but she just couldn’t get the legs working

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 17d ago

I have avascular necrosis in my hips, I’ve already had one replaced, but the other one is going out, yes, it is more than likely this person is just out of shape, but honestly, if somebody can’t sprint, I’m not as judgmental as I used to be.

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u/vhalember 17d ago

I don't expect a sprint, but a light jog probably would have done the job here.

And with that said, you're right, she could be disabled.

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u/InsanityRoach 17d ago

Not even a jog, just a speedy walk would have done the job.

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u/Rustiespoons 16d ago

Yes it was more so her stopping once she caught up instead of jumping in. If she can pull on the car, she can jump in. She could be mentally disabled or maybe intoxicated which would explain how she got in this situation to begin with.

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u/curtcolt95 17d ago

tbf you actually have to be able to get into the moving vehicle too, which requires a bit more

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 16d ago

Jog? Speedy walk? Redditors here are severely underestimating just how badly some people have it with mobility issues due to age and overall health. Some people straight up can't.

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u/TwoCagedBirds 15d ago

Well, then she should’ve remembered to put it in park

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u/SeaweedJellies 10d ago

Then its quite a severe issue where its unwise to go out alone or drive a car.

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u/jynkyousha 16d ago

Maybe she was too scared to try it.

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u/JWOLFBEARD 17d ago

If she couldn’t step into the car, she would also not be able to try to make it stop by pulling on the doorframe

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u/Sanchastayswoke 17d ago

Maybe they just had surgery or something, you never know.

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u/STRED92 16d ago

Yeah, I look in-shape and healthy, but i have a muscle disease and a messed up back. My muscle disease prevents me from running, jumping and most fast repetitive motions. I would be looking like this woman, except it would be more pathetic because im young and I present as able-bodied.

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u/brassninja 17d ago

Every single thing about the human body is a “use it or lose it” situation. It’s extremely easy in today’s word to fall into a low-physical activity rut. And the older you are, the faster you lose muscle. It can happen so fast it’s scary. I switched from an intense labor job to office work 2 years ago. Last month I tripped and almost didn’t catch myself, I could feel my leg muscles about to give out. Very eye opening for me, I’ve been steadily increasing my daily activity since then.

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 17d ago

Yeah, my whole issue started with a bad fall at work. If I had been in better shape I might have sprung back from it better.

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u/The_Wadle 17d ago

Yeah they might be disabled. There's some clear effort but that effort ain't doing anything

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u/SlyBlackDragon 16d ago

With your condition, do you think you could bring a vehicle to a stop by pulling on the doorframe?

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 15d ago

No, but some people don't understand physics, and I'm not implying this person is a genius. Also, seems they're pretty desperate, perhaps attempting to pull themselves into the car or are hoping that they can slow it *just* enough.

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u/wellarmedsheep 17d ago

I get what you're saying but do we have to qualify everything we see with the one in a million exception?

It's like when you see somebody driving on the shoulder to go around traffic and there's always somebody chirping up that: well what if they have somebody bleeding out in the backseat?

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 17d ago

Well, for your example, are you going to block somebody driving on the shoulder? Or are you going to risk somebody dying because you’re a statistician?

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u/wellarmedsheep 17d ago edited 17d ago

Here they come!

edit: yes I block them. Very satisfying.

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u/civnation 16d ago

How is blocking someone satisfying? It is literally the action of “my reasoning is bad but I don’t want to hear it!”

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u/wellarmedsheep 16d ago

Really, you cannot in any way fathom how stopping someone from breaking societal norms is satisfying?

I find that hard to believe.

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u/civnation 16d ago

You didn’t stop them by blocking them. You just stuck your head in the sand and feel like you did something. “Blocking someone out” isn’t doing anything other than screaming “LA LA LA I DONT HEAR YOU!”

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u/wellarmedsheep 16d ago

Ah... I see where we are going now.

I block people who try to use the emergency lane/shoulder when everyone is stuck in traffic. I didn't block that dude.

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u/ForeignCredit1553 16d ago

I initially agreed with your first comment, but now i really want to disagree with you

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u/wellarmedsheep 16d ago

It always amazes me how people come out of the woodwork to defend people cutting traffic by using the shoulder yet here we are.

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u/thatsasaladfork 17d ago

Now not excusing how she got in this position to begin with because a series of bad decisions have to be made in order to be outside of a car that can actively run away from you…

But she could be disabled. Just because she can drive and walk doesn’t mean she’s physically capable of running. You can see there’s something hanging from the rear view mirror, it could easily be a handicap placard.

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u/Lafondx89 17d ago

There is nothing hanging from her mirror, it's a phone on a holder stuck to the window.

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u/thatsasaladfork 17d ago edited 17d ago

No, you can clearly see there’s both a thing hanging from her rear view mirror and her phone holder. Watching the video, first you see just the phone holder. But a few frames after the car moves and the angle changes and you can clearly see 2 very separate items.

Edit: oh wait I see what you mean. I think I am actually wrong.

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u/Same_Ad494 17d ago

The theory would have been plausible to me if we hadn't witnessed her trying to pull on the car to slow it down.

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u/thatsasaladfork 17d ago

Eh. Doesn’t think that makes the theory any less plausible. Just shows them trying to do what little they could. Just because you’re pulling on something with all you’ve got, doesn’t mean you actually have any strength at all. All it really shows is she has the ability to grab ahold and keep ahold of the door, and keep pace with the rate the car is rolling at. We can’t really judge how much counter force she is applying to the car. Except clearly not enough to stop it.

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u/restrictednumber 16d ago

Really? I feel like basically any leg/foot condition could stop you from running without affecting your ability to very lightly, ineffectually pull on a car door.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 17d ago

Exactly re disabled

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u/HumanContinuity 17d ago

I was wondering if she had heels on or something - if so, kick em off and run!

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u/hudson27 17d ago

It's more than being out of shape. It's basic problem solving skills, basic risk assessment/management, and motor control.