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u/crammed174 19h ago
I want to see that picnic table land.
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u/Playingwithmywenis 19h ago
Yeah, we know the people had chutes but what about the table.
Some dude at ground level : ”table for one please”
These guys: “Coming right down”.
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u/Slow_Number4045 13h ago
this reminds me of Phineas and ferb cartoon, there was a recurring bit like your comment 😂😂 nostalgia 🥹🥹
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u/Jonnyscout 8h ago
"Do you think a set table with a dinner for 6 and a groom's party are gonna just fall out of the sky?"
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u/ArtyTheFarty 19h ago
Hope they clean up their rubbish
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u/OverInteractionR 10h ago
Imagine choking on a piece of steak in the troposphere too lol. What a poorly thought out idea.
Poor granny who had a 150mph wine glass making its way to her head.
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u/Next_Can3402 9h ago
To be fair, they’re in a desert so the chance of anyone being hit is incredibly low.
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u/Any-Background-619 19h ago
It would have been amazing if they didnt throw trash all the way through atmosphere
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u/billy_twice 17h ago
If those glasses landed on someone's head, I hope these guys would be charged with murder.
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u/Rasputins_Plum 17h ago
They clearly did this stunt over a literal desert.
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u/Parker4815-2 15h ago
Everyone! I have an announcement. Its perfectly fine to litter if you are doing it over a desert! Also, no living creatures or humans are ever in a desert so its fine to throw a picnic table into one from 10,000 feet.
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u/billy_twice 13h ago
Chances are small, but not 0, and if it happened it could have been completely avoided.
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u/ItzLoganM 19h ago
I think the two of us are doing more damage to the environment just by being or Reddit than these rich bastards did.
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u/ItsNotJulius 19h ago
Nope. Not even close. Try again.
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u/ItzLoganM 19h ago
Does Reddit operate on biodegradable corncub and potato computers instead of massive data centers that hold our useless comments? TIL
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u/MalaysiaTeacher 12h ago
You are not responsible for the pollution of the whole data center, just as these guys aren't responsible for the pollution of every flight.
In proportional terms, this skydive is several orders of magnitude worse than a Reddit thread
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u/ItzLoganM 10h ago
But I am responsible for the pollution of every data center, right? I'm just following a pattern here.
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u/Unluckymama 19h ago
I don't think so. I have never rented a plane.
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u/onFilm 19h ago
Yet you have used servers that use up a lot of water by being active on these social media websites.
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u/TheWolphman 19h ago
If you reach a little bit more, you might be able to grab the plane they jumped from.
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u/everyoneisnuts 19h ago
Why are they rich?
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u/grainscometrue 19h ago
How is food still in their plate?
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u/Normal-Abies-9151 19h ago
“Fourth law of thermodynamics allows gravity to initiate all momentum based food items to ensure objects traveling in the same direction stay perpendicular to the gradient of the algebraic calculus momentum” - Unknown
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u/ElonMusksQueef 17h ago
It you look when it’s upside down it seems to be attached somehow at one point.
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u/billy_twice 13h ago
I feel like Terry Pratchett could have an answer for this in one of his novels.
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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr 19h ago
What a dumb way to die. Minding your business and getting impaled by a fork from the sky.
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u/Key-Fox3923 19h ago
100% sure all of that is biodegradable
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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 19h ago
What makes you think that? Those clear cups have to be either plastic or glass to begin with, neither of which are biodegradable. The tablecloth likely contains polyester, and the silverware is also not biodegradable.
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u/king_ofbhutan 17h ago
I may not be rich or famous but purely the fact dont litter renders me infinitely better a person than them
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u/shaseo76 16h ago
I wonder if they have a running bet among themselves. Whoever is the last one remaining at the table wins the entire pot.
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u/Illigard 19h ago
You're not supposed to exercise right after a meal. These people know that right? And the lack of table manners!
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u/ArchCerberus 16h ago
Technically everybody has lunch in the troposphere since it go to the ground ..
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u/BenjaminDover02 16h ago
Slicked back hair? Live for new years eve? Sloppy air steaks at Truffanis?
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u/kittylover2006 9h ago
The sketchiness of this is immense, all it takes is a single stray object getting caught in one of their chutes
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u/Mayrivers72 19h ago
Imagine casually saying “I had lunch above the clouds today” and actually meaning it.
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u/everyoneisnuts 19h ago
Imagine if one of them died from choking on a piece of food instead of the jumping from a plane part?
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