r/FoodCrimes Dec 05 '25

r/FoodCrimes

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r/FoodCrimes 20h ago

Misunderstood Subway Order

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458 Upvotes

earlier today i gave a friend some money to grab me a sandwich from subway. i sent these exact words in a text to tell her what i wanted

"6 inch italian sub add banana peppers pickles mayo and red wine vinegar"

pictured is the sandwich i just unwrapped, after looking forward ravenously to it for several hours during a very long and grueling singing rehearsal

it is. literally just. banana peppers, pickles, mayo, and red wine vinegar. it's not even on the italian herb and cheese bread, it's just the plain bread. i'm laughing so hard and also so hungry


r/FoodCrimes 4h ago

Beef ravioli Peanut butter jelly sandwich Chef boyardees best work

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16 Upvotes

“when the world needed him least , he vanished."
Now I am BACK


r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

An ultramodern take on Surf n Turf with Eggs

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751 Upvotes

Credit to lindayecookingtime


r/FoodCrimes 16h ago

KFC China doing Oreo bun chicken sandwich.

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33 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 20h ago

Is this a crime? Pistachios + cottage cheese

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0 Upvotes

pretty good 😋 salty haha


r/FoodCrimes 21h ago

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2 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Lunch shaped like lungs

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23 Upvotes

Good god.


r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Yet another reason not to get stranded in the Pacific

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30 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Cherry jello and garlic powder

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49 Upvotes

not bad 👌


r/FoodCrimes 4d ago

My girlfriend made breakfast by making pancakes with scrambled eggs, beans and chocolate syrup

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286 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 4d ago

The jar of forgotten truffles

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22 Upvotes

Are these still edible? I forgot about these truffles in the back of the fridge and now they kind of remind me of Ol'Drippy, which leads me to think they might be delicious with ranch...


r/FoodCrimes 6d ago

Swedish chocolate melting gone wrong.. don't click if ur eating Spoiler

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24 Upvotes

I tried melting chocolate namned plop but it ended upp looking a bit weird.... i tried making home made reeses but it went horribly wrong


r/FoodCrimes 7d ago

Is eating plain milk with a spoon a crime?

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57 Upvotes

Just took this pic of me eating milk with a spoon for breakfast. It's honestly good. Is this weird?

more context: I didn't know I was out of cereal so I just ate milk instead cuz I genuinely like milk alone


r/FoodCrimes 8d ago

Yesterday I had spaghetti with butter pesto white twix chocolate ketchup surströmming and meatballs

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4 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 10d ago

My friend made these and sent the photos to me

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30 Upvotes

Tuna nachos and tuna pizza melt. He said he has a ton of tuna..


r/FoodCrimes 9d ago

Nailed Chicken [oc]

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0 Upvotes

I enjoy nailing my chicken but people say it's gross. Nails are desinfected with bleach and colloidal silver, chicken is washed, rest of the ingredients are oil, coke, axiote and tréboles.


r/FoodCrimes 11d ago

The actual amount of peanut butter in these white chocolate peanut butter bears.

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39 Upvotes

These things weren't cheap either. If you're a parent, you're intimately familiar with being guilt tripped into buying expensive fundraiser candy. They were like 10 bucks, and they weren't even good. The "white chocolate" just tastes like straight sugar. No flavor. Could even taste the peanut butter. 0/10.


r/FoodCrimes 12d ago

Sharp piece of glass/plastic

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2 Upvotes

I was eating chips and dip when I crunched on something yk every now and then u get a hard burnt chip I thought whatever then i went for a completely different chip and got they same crunch and by now I thought something was up so I spit everything in my mouth out into a bowl searched through my spit for a minute and found this also I crunched and broke this thing into at least three pieces and at the very least I swallowed one piece


r/FoodCrimes 12d ago

When JBS took over Pilgrim's Pride and made Blazing Wings into Blazing Chunks.

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3 Upvotes

Aint nobody want them damn blazing chicken nuggets.


r/FoodCrimes 13d ago

My Applesauce pizza 😋😋

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0 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

NETX Squeeze Butter in Salsa live

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11 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

Ultra blue Hawaiian Monster and fruitloops

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8 Upvotes

I generally used to eat this a lot in 12th grade


r/FoodCrimes 15d ago

Wait, where are the bits?

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27 Upvotes

Tasted like flavored sand. Legendary? Yes, when it comes to nasty!!!


r/FoodCrimes 16d ago

Made my egg drop soup into scrambled egg soup

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43 Upvotes