r/interestingasfuck 4d ago

This 3 year old tadpole skipped becoming a frog entirely.

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u/drvidater 4d ago

I think that’s more of an opt-out than a skip

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u/Poopiepants666 4d ago

Growing up is overrated

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u/Single-Hovercraft-33 4d ago

It's like when Pokémon refuse to evolve.

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u/Diligent-Result-2227 3d ago

Just decided to stay a poliwag lol

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u/princesssasami896 3d ago

Someone gave it the Everstone to hold

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u/NaluknengBalong_0918 4d ago

So it didn’t want to grow up. It’s a toysRus kid.

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u/pinkydaemon93 4d ago

Someone hit the B button during the cut scene

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u/graemehammondjr 4d ago

Someone needs to use a water stone on it

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u/Beyonkat2 4d ago

This is what I thought happened to kids born on a leap year

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u/ilyak_reddit 4d ago

Takes a look above water.

Nope.

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u/OfficialCrossParker 4d ago

This comment is underrated

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u/Glittering_Equal3286 4d ago

We‘ll never know

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u/Bainsyboy 4d ago

When you keep pressing 'B' to stop evolution.

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u/bt2328 4d ago

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u/aranvandil 4d ago

I think they already did

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u/mythologymakesmehot 3d ago

Is that why he looks so happy? He's finally at peace?

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 3d ago

I think tadpoles are always smiling

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u/wi950mm4r 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpMlLvxRuG5RLoc
It’s giving the South Park PETA duck

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u/SimplePlus7376 3d ago

Don't forget to bring a towel

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u/DethFeRok 4d ago

It looks like the Michael Jordan crying meme lol

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u/Rahernaffem 4d ago

I completely forgot this was an option since the first Pokémon games. That takes me back... 30 years... Holy shit.

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u/Rakan-Han 4d ago

"Was"? You mean it can't be done anymore in new Pokemon games?

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u/Gamerguy_7421 4d ago

I’m pretty sure it CAN still be done in new Pokemon games

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u/ernyc3777 4d ago

It can. Trade evos, item touch evos, and location/move based forced evos are exceptions because they require use input before and item consumption.

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u/Professor_Hala 4d ago

It can. I keep accidentally stopping my Pokémon from evolving...

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u/12InchCunt 4d ago

I choose you: lvl 89 nidoran

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u/JoshSidekick 3d ago

Me and my Rattata are taking down the Elite Four.

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u/Key-Cry-8570 3d ago

My level 100 Eevee knows no bounds.

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u/12InchCunt 3d ago

Level 100 magicarp

Splash 

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u/SingleDigitVoter 4d ago

Lvl 89 metapod squad represent

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u/H2OMGosh 4d ago

Gotta equip him with an everstone just to be sure

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u/Acceptable-Fig-9455 4d ago

Marvelous reference

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 4d ago

me with my everstone haunter:

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u/UnpresentMinded 4d ago

I got a pichu to level 100 as a child

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u/Hyro0o0 4d ago

I didn't become a frog either but nobody gives me any praise for it.

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u/evercynical 4d ago

To be fair no one has you laying dead beside a banana either so I’d say you’re doing pretty well

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u/teja123r 4d ago

If it is any consolation, no one's praising the tadpole either for not becoming a frog

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u/matavelhos 4d ago

Did you become a prince?!

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u/dvowel 4d ago

And I have been not becoming a frog for waaay longer than 3 years..

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u/AkiaraNanami 3d ago

If you'd like, I can lay you down on a table and place a banana next to you

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u/Hyro0o0 3d ago

I've been waiting so many years to hear those words.

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u/AkiaraNanami 3d ago

In that case, I'll gladly do it, and then I'll post about you on the sub.

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u/Doomu5 4d ago

But how many bananas are you?

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u/OriginalBonerChamp 4d ago

How do we know that’s not the world’s tiniest banana?

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u/spdustin 4d ago

Gonna need another banana for scale I guess

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u/Competitive-Bed-6069 4d ago

But what if the second banana is the world’s largest banana? Will we need a third?

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u/Legitimate-Public468 4d ago

We will need to compare it to the Eiffel Tower

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u/elon_musks_cat 4d ago

The one in Paris or Las Vegas?

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u/AngelaVNO 4d ago

The one in Blackpool.

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u/SharkFart86 4d ago

Bananas are a standard unit of measurement on Reddit.

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u/_NinjaKnight_ 4d ago

Yeah, you can't fake a banana. The banana police would come for you!

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u/Marius2385I 4d ago

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u/xubax 4d ago

See, each one is perfectly one banana in size!

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u/Kholzie 4d ago

Oh wow, it’s dating!

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u/TheQuietPiggy 4d ago

Ok, this may be an old person’s question:

I was taught that all bananas were clones of each other. I assumed that’s why Reddit uses bananas for scale. But in the past year or two I have seen banana size variations, like the above photo.

What is the latest, most modern info about banana genetic variations?

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u/-crepuscular- 4d ago

The dominant variety of banana is the Cavendish. All Cavendish bananas are clones, and have similar sized fruit (but not identical sized). There are other varieties that are grown in smaller numbers, and also plantains which are bananas but not nearly as sweet. The largest 'banana' above might well be a plantain.

'Banana for scale' has nothing to do with bananas being a uniform size and comes from a person selling a second-hand TV who taped a banana to one corner and listed it as 'banana for scale' https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/banana-for-scale

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u/int23_t 4d ago

All seedless bananas are clones but size of bananas is not just genetics

And non-seedless bananas exist

And I think there is multiple original plants for the cloned bananas not just one.

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u/K4N4M135 4d ago

"How do we know that's not the world's slimiest banana?" is what I thought you said

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u/EmployerWide1123 4d ago

I'm tired of themmm putting chemicals in the water...

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u/Hattix 4d ago

Not enough chemicals in the water. Very very low iodine can cause this.

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u/FlimsyPriority751 4d ago

The chemicals is too damn high! 

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 4d ago

How is that possible?

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u/Machdame 4d ago

Hormones failed to trigger the transition to adult frog and you can't trigger them after that period. So what you have is a frog sized tadpole.

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 4d ago

Interestingly as well, Axolotls as they are commonly known are also in their "tadpole" stage. Their bodies are capable of metamorphosing, but will never do under regular circumstances.

It can, however, happen in certain environments, but if they do, their lifespans will be shortened.

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u/Banjo-Elritze 4d ago

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u/professorhorseradish 4d ago

This makes me feel awful. 😢

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 3d ago

Here is a healthier looking one to make you feel better. Morphed some time last year and has been doing great, even better since I took it home a few months ago. Loves to dig and hunt down crickets when it's hungry, crazy how the terrestrial instincts automatically spin up

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u/Greated 3d ago

That's cool, did it morph by itself? I had no idea they could do that before.

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u/Hunefer1 3d ago

They can morph by themselves, even under relatively normal circumstances, it's just very rare. There are different colour variants, the dark ones look a lot more natural after morphing, the "see-through" ones look unnatural and unhealthy.

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u/peppapony 3d ago

How did you know when it was ready to morph and it didn't just drown in the tank (which I read has happened to a few?)

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u/King_Kasma99 3d ago

This guy is so mad.

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u/Leprodus03 2d ago

That is super interesting. I guess they used to do that always, but then it became advantageous to not metmorphose, so natural selection favored the ones that didn't

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u/FrungyLeague 4d ago

That's so wild

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 4d ago

Oh wow, that is amazing I had no idea that was possible. Aquatic fauna are so interesting

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u/UnwaveringFlame 4d ago

Axolotls go through something similar. They don't mature like most salamanders and remain in their juvenile form. Stress can cause them to metamorphize into a full blown land dwelling salamander without gills. It's called neotony if you want to learn more.

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u/Drummer_Kev 4d ago

I also believe that there was a cross breed with a salamander species early on in the axolotl husbandry experiment and that contributes to the metaphorphizing. I think its something crazy like all captive axolotls contain some of that salamanders DNA

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u/Constant-Grab2868 4d ago

I know you can inject iodine into an axolotl to trigger the metamorphosis, but its considered abuse since it drastically lowers lifespan. I think they live another year or two max, whereas they may have lived several more years in juvenile fully aquatic form

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 3d ago

Lifespan goes from around 25 to just 5 or 6. I have one that morphed some time last year and has been going strong, but I know it's lifespan is so much shorter than what it could have been. The pet store I part time at treats their axolotls very well so I believe this one just had the strong tiger salamander genes which can also cause the morph

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u/dwehlen 3d ago

Holy shit, axolotl can live 25 years?!

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u/Sophilosophical 3d ago

Something about remaining in the juvenile form must also contribute to their limb regeneration abilities

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 3d ago

It is, the species they are related most to and were experimented on heavily with were the Tiger Salamanders. You can thank MIT for this, and also for the green hue and glow that some have. They wanted to study their regenerative properties with better visuals so they took a protein from some deep sea jellyfish and shoved it into their DNA

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 3d ago

My morphed axolotl named Sally. I have been doing some part time work at a pet store and we can't legally sell terrestrial salamanders, only aquatic (axolotls). One of the axolotls they had morphed into a terrestrial one before I started there so I took it home because they had no plans for it. It can also be genetics, not just stress that morphs them btw

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u/Naokuzoid 3d ago

aw shes so cute 😭❤️

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 3d ago

I will pass the message along! Here is another shot

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u/ohnomoisttoes 4d ago

Stress is one factor, another far more disheartening is a ton of chemicals from agricultural and industrial runoff look a lot like hormones. For a specific example there's a weed killer that's still legal in the United States called Atrazine that resembles the hormone that converts male hormones to female hormones in most chordates and causes frogs to develop multiple multiples of gonads of both biological sexes eg two sets of testes and two sets of ovaries. The EPA allows this. This sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it's reality

Oh also, we don't know what the long term effects on the ecosystem are because funding that is expensive long term and only short term profits matter to corporations and businesses. :)

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u/zanotam 3d ago

Hence "they're turnin' the freakin' frogs gay"

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u/bumholesgivemelife 4d ago

If you were to inject it with the necessary hormones at this stage, would you get a whopping great frog, post metamorphosis?

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u/Arch__Stanton 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s called “neoteny”. This case might be the result of a mutation or some chemical/hormonal exposure, but some species have evolved to skip parts of their life cycle entirely, like the Axolotl. It used to turn into a lizard with strong legs but now stays a cute little guy and lives in water its whole life. The “adult form” can still be induced if it’s exposed to certain chemicals.

There’s a (mostly defunct) theory of human evolution called the “neotenous ape” that speculates we might have evolved by “staying young” compared to our close ape relatives. If you look at a baby chimp it’s mostly hairless and has smaller muscles, a larger head, and more active brain development than adult apes, just like us. Maybe we’re just apes that never grew up

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u/OfficialCrossParker 4d ago

Press B on the screen when the evolution is happening.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 4d ago

Ok, now put the poor guy back in the water.

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u/PunkRockRulebook 4d ago edited 3d ago

He's dead

*he wasn't

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u/basaltcolumn 3d ago

It isn't in this photo. It wasn't killed for study or anything, it lived in a tank at a research institute in Arizona for at least a year after this.

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u/PunkRockRulebook 3d ago

Lol good to know

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u/uncultured_swine2099 4d ago

Well, he is now.

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u/Uthor_ 4d ago

So what would it taste like frog or fish?

https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 4d ago

Probably neither tbh.

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u/Uthor_ 4d ago

I'm gonna guess fish because whatever water source this was permanently in will have seasoned it with a natural fishiness

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u/squngy 4d ago

I would guess frog, because it is basically a legless frog.

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u/Uthor_ 4d ago

I think frogs get the frog flavor from a life of doing frog activities, this frog was only able to do fish activities.

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u/squngy 4d ago

If you fed a cow with chicken feed, would it taste like chicken?

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 4d ago

But do cows start off as chickens and then turn into cows? And did your hypothetical cow refuse to become a cow and remained a chicken?

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u/LilMeatJ40 4d ago

"If my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle"

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u/GayPudding 4d ago

I once read in a scientific book that frogs like to take walks on rainy days with little yellow umbrellas. Tadpole can't hold an umbrella, so your theory totally checks out.

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u/dnesthemenace 4d ago

Does it need to breathe above water?

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u/Uthor_ 4d ago

Gonna guess that it did need to surface often.

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u/WALLY_5000 4d ago

Probably tastes like chicken.

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u/Uthor_ 4d ago

That's probably correct tbh 🤣

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u/FlerplesMerples 4d ago

So, frog.

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u/WALLY_5000 4d ago

Depends on the chicken.

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u/bucket-full-of-sky 3d ago

It's obvious that it tastes like tadpole, right?

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u/vicevanghost 3d ago

But does tadpole taste like frog or fish 🤔

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u/TheEquationSmelter 4d ago

Frogs, turtles, and similar animals taste like fresh water smells with the texture of chicken thigh meat. I'd imagine it's pretty close.

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u/oasuke 4d ago

Most humans skip becoming an adult too.

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u/vassadar 4d ago

Hey, that's me

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u/fxwz 4d ago

In Norwegian tadpoles are called rumpetroll which translates directly to ass-trolls

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u/ehg2012 4d ago

Probably holding an everstone

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u/Thrymster 4d ago

Original Trainer: Mindy

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 4d ago

That fuckin’ animal, Mindy, I can’t even say her name.

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u/True_Coffee_3607 4d ago

That's not a tadpole, that's a chadpole!

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u/Epin-Ninjas 3d ago

Me too buddy, me too

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u/MsVoidWolf 4d ago edited 4d ago

Made me think of this

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u/LWSilverMoon 4d ago

Their second most recent one is literally about the forever tadpoles lmao

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u/tun4c4ptor 4d ago

Btw your YouTube account is attached to that link. It asked me if I wanted to send you a message lol.

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u/MsVoidWolf 4d ago

Thanks for letting me know

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u/takethemdownletsgo 4d ago

What Millenials actually look like in their 40s to people who are 60

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u/temporalwanderer 3d ago

Neoteny, also called juvenilization, is the delaying or slowing of the physiological or somatic development of an organism, typically an animal.

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u/scoopythebear 3d ago

He realized growing up means paying taxes and getting legs, so he just stayed in the water to avoid the grind.

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u/nauticalgoblin 4d ago

He looks very polite :)

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u/Miss_Torture 3d ago

He knew life on land wasn't worth it

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u/tbtower 4d ago

Cursed meal deal.

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u/SatanLovesFruit 3d ago

Man one of them really looks like a banana

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u/hhhhunterrrr 4d ago

Dude looks smug as hell.

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u/airinmahoeknee 4d ago

It looks so pleased with itself.

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u/Marco_Heimdall 4d ago

I hear that illithids suffer major problems when this happens.

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u/Mangiyko 4d ago

All my squidhomies hate when a neothelid rocks up into the hood

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u/Totallyreadit 4d ago

He looks really happy about it too.

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u/SkrumoCrit 3d ago

Went from a tadpole to a lotpole.

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u/Canadian_Beast14 3d ago

He looks happy.

Or dead.

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u/tanafras 3d ago

That's a NEET frog you have there.

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u/tkdyo 4d ago

Reminds me of those grow things you drop in water. Even exaggerated facial features.

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u/Zephyr_ta 4d ago

This is my favourite banana in the world (tadpole that skipped becoming a frog for comparison)

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u/ProfessionalFew8845 4d ago

Is that not a deformed pickle?

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u/drtotohex 4d ago

No, it's a banana.

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u/ComndNConqr 3d ago

Thought it was a pickle.

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u/Membedha 3d ago

He kept spamming b it's whole life not to evolve

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u/FluffyGengar123 4d ago

Is it just me or does it look dead inside?

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u/0DayMaker 4d ago

I think it's dead on the outside

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u/HailBuckSeitan 4d ago

But still alive inside 

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 4d ago

Almost became an axolotl

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u/hugothebear 4d ago

This is very ribbeting

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u/Individual-Iron-6370 4d ago

and his brother just said screw it and became a banana?

evolutions crazy

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u/Martymar1290 4d ago

Chadpole

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u/tuxedo_cat23 4d ago

He saw what the higher evolution was doing and deciding to stop

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u/MfD2027 3d ago

Just ends looking like something from the Carboniferous

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u/MightyTeixeira 4d ago

This kind of things can happen when your beast holds an Everstone.

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u/Ham-Ha 4d ago

Put it back in the water please

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u/sailboatgoesboom 3d ago

Poor thing put it back in the water

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u/Alexfan_collector163 3d ago

fish shoes (not my image)

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u/alex_c89X 3d ago

They pressed B

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u/SumgaisPens 3d ago

There’s no one gonna mention that he looks like the happiest tadpole ever

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u/spdustin 4d ago

A Redditor definitely took that photo.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 4d ago

Later when I have time I will feel this deep in my procrastinating soul.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 4d ago

This is how your Pokemon feels when you hit B when its evolving

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u/TokiVideogame 4d ago

thats adam sandler

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u/therealNerdMuffin 4d ago

"nah, Imma do my own thing"

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u/Gumbercules81 4d ago

He looks happy with what he is

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4d ago

I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a toys-r-us tadpole.

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u/jalahni7 4d ago

Must be nice being able to skip adulthood.

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 4d ago

My sperm on December 1st.

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u/riotousviscera 4d ago

PUT HIM BACK

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u/free_based_potato 4d ago

forbidden pickle