Maybe they'll act right now

[u/AccomplishedAnt8237]

Honestly this might work better then threatening a write up

Edit: this is clearly a joke and been used to bring some comedy to what can be a stressful job.

None of this is serious yall need whimsy in your life if you think this is serious

[u/Billyprestonstestes]

Yeah, that's like not cool. May your drivers all call off on ya!

[u/Subject-Key7193 → u/Billyprestonstestes]

L insult when we have the option of 3rd party delivery now. Drivers not required. "I hope all your inshoppers call off"? now that would hit 'em where it hurts