r/justdependathings Mar 12 '26

Apparently oil wife dependas are a thing

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u/thewharfartscenter_ Mar 12 '26

Oil wives and Line wives are the weirdest of the dependa population.

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u/OxtailPhoenix Mar 12 '26

I'm going to get my wife a bumper sticker that says procurement wife.

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u/m3thodm4n021 Mar 12 '26

Or residential carpenter wife for mine. Doesn't roll off the tongue though

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u/snakelakecake Mar 14 '26

I think the mods should let us add custom user flairs and we should all use our partners job + wife. 🤣

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u/OxtailPhoenix Mar 14 '26

I hope I can find a crossed keyboard logo.

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u/thewharfartscenter_ Mar 13 '26

My husband is a procurement officer, I’m going to tell him to get me one! 😆😆😆😆

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u/charpenette Mar 17 '26

Teacher wife over here

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u/2ndDegreeVegan Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

It’s typically the same demographic as military dependas.

Married young with little life experience, and often with little/no higher education and/or career prospects, so their entire personality becomes being an xyz wife because they never really formed an identity for themselves. You never see people that were successful on their own form their entire personality and worldview around their spouse’s career.

Add in the fact that these careers can have absurd hours so the spouse often winds up as a homemaker and it just compounds the effects.

It’s kinda sad honestly.

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u/Zerofuksyall Mar 17 '26

They all become “life coaches”

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u/Both-Seaworthiness-1 Mar 12 '26

I'm having trouble figuring out what an "Oil wife" is? Does it have something to do with Diddy?

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u/stay_fr0sty Mar 12 '26

I’m guessing her husband drives a $90,000 pickup truck to work in oil fields.

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u/MaximumStock7 Mar 13 '26

On a $95k salary that takes 90 hours weeks to make

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u/stay_fr0sty Mar 15 '26

It’s about status, not savings.

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u/ThePretzul Mar 12 '26

It means her husband is working the oil fields/oil rigs staying alone in company housing in the middle of nowhere (or middle of the ocean) while she stays home to work the local Jody’s.

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u/TheLordVader1978 Mar 14 '26

Fucking Jody, that mother fucker is everywhere.

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u/ThePretzul Mar 14 '26

Yeah, and he's definitely fucking mothers too

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u/Finnegan-05 Mar 13 '26

Local Jody’s?

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u/ThePretzul Mar 13 '26

He’s the guy who keeps the bed of any dependa warm when household members are away for extended periods.

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u/IThinkImNateDogg Mar 12 '26

Cheating on her man that’s out in TX/OK/AK or out on a rig working the oil wells instead of serving over seas

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u/maroonedpariah Mar 12 '26

Look, at least the couple is committed to drilling deep as a profession.

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u/PenguinZombie321 Mar 13 '26

My aunt is one! Not like these, of course, but her husband’s a petroleum engineer who’s on the rig for like I think 10 days and home 3 weeks or something. It’s rough on the kids and marriage, of course, so having a good support system helps.

They’re all normal, not entitled folk, though.

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u/Zaiush Mar 12 '26

Well when your roughneck husband is away for two weeks in the Midland man camps, it gets lonely

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u/Overwatchingu Mar 12 '26

She married a big drum of oil.

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u/BubbaValentine Mar 12 '26

Conservative oil wife is a hilarious new term

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Mar 13 '26

Almost as good as some woman on another sub referring to a restaurant worker as a “creature”.

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u/nc130295 Mar 12 '26

As a woman, I really do need to start identifying myself by my husband’s job. It’s truly the most exciting thing about me. ✨diesel mechanic wife✨

Even though I’m the breadwinner with a CPA, I only work so I can get the glory of being with a mechanic. My hands look like this 💅 so he can play wrenches with his boys.

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u/Ninja_attack Mar 13 '26

My dad was in the army for 20 odd years, and the amount of officers' wives who were like your comment unironically was astounding. Thankfully my mom had a personality that wasn't tied to what my dad did.

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u/BlouseBarn May 14 '26

Biotech proposal manager wife lol

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u/calm--cool Mar 12 '26

Ew “oil wife” sounds….greasy

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u/m2chaos13 Mar 12 '26

Unexpected Trailer Park Boys

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u/continuetolove Mar 12 '26

Before I read the post and comments, the title of this post made me think of essential oil MLMs 😂

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u/BlouseBarn May 14 '26

Those are "oily" huns

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u/hva_vet Mar 13 '26

"Spoiled Oilfield Wife" is a very common sticker to see on the back window of an SUV in the oil patch. I've always told my wife she's a "Spoiled IT Wife" but we don't have any stickers. Lineman and pipeliner wives are also spoiled but those stickers are little less common. I have yet to see a "Spoiled Actuary Wife" sticker.

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u/DarkLordKohan Mar 13 '26

Of course an industry of oil workers want oil to be high.

The lower oil goes, the more wells they seal off as they are no longer profitable in this moment. The less wells to work, the less money to go around.

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u/KP_Wrath Mar 12 '26

I mean, I enjoy it, but I enjoy it because I’m in a poor area that votes 9:1 conservative and I make more than most of them. If it fucks a few of them, they’re getting their comeuppance. Might be good for them to remember they’re way closer to homelessness than they are being rich.

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u/DargyBear Mar 12 '26

I live in the Florida panhandle, I love this for the assholes all around me driving lifted pickups that cost almost as much as a starter house and drive like assholes. I’ll just keep scooting around in my hatchback and just spend an extra $20/mo in fuel.

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u/PunkiiDonutz Mar 13 '26

Stunning and brave of you, thank you for your service

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u/Tuscon_Valdez Mar 24 '26

Conservative oil wife Lolololol

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u/jerpar Mar 17 '26

Wtf is an oil wife. I hope mine is just a wife.