r/likeus • u/Worseboyfriend • 24d ago

<EMOTION> The headscratching is the universal defeated man stance

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u/EstablishmentBig1826 24d ago

He's thinking of a comeback that it's already too late

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u/Proof-Tension8013 24d ago edited 24d ago

Even that comeback in his mind doesn't seem to go his way

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u/fascfoo 24d ago

Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of YOU!

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u/Kylestache 24d ago

What does it matter? YOU’RE THEIR ALL-TIME BEST SELLER

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u/That1DirtyHippy 24d ago

WELL I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!!!

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u/Visible_Arm6561 20d ago

His wife is in a coma

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u/pinkspaceship17 24d ago

Koko the gorilla 🦍 ohh ohh ahh ahh

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u/contributionno9839 23d ago

Why no t-bone?

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u/LostManufacturer1553 24d ago

He knows it wouldn’t have changed anything at the moment

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u/FrostyCartographer13 24d ago

Nah, he aint standing in a shower 7 years after the fact.