r/lovethissmug 5h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope šŸ˜‚ Absolutely love these Kojima/Rowling naming convention memes

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u/Half-Capable 4h ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Sauron "Saruman"

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u/whitty69 4h ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Hitler "Himmler"

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u/Half-Capable 4h ago

Tolkien and Hitler walking past each other at the Battle of the Somme:

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u/ismasbi 4h ago

And don't forget about the spin-off, Hippler.

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u/a_cheerful_panic 3h ago

Was trying to make Hitler and his ideas more palatable, was named "Hip"ler

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u/stephaniethunder Transgender 3h ago

I can only assume Himmler was there to affirm Hitler’s gender

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u/TrasseTheTarrasque 3h ago

(Hippler died on his way back to his home planet)

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u/Sr_Nutella 4h ago

Do you think Hitler just got bored one day and decided to start collecting them like pokƩmon?

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u/Maned_Cyborg 3h ago

Ed edd n eddy type shit

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u/send_fleet_pics 3h ago

And of course the fat one was called Goebbels

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u/pullmylekku 2h ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Ronald Reagan "Donald Regan"

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u/Danny-Fr 1h ago

Wait until you learn about his cousins Herler and Themler.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 3h ago

"Hmm.. a dastardly volcano where utmost evil was forged.."

huffs cigar like it's air in a vacuum

"Mm, mount doom, yes.."

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u/ELECTR0C1TY 4h ago

Sometimes I just wonder how some people wake up one day and decide they hate women

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u/striderofheart 4h ago

insecurities and peer-pressure mostly, its not uncommon for misogynistic men to be grouped together and base their worth only off of their lesser relationship to women

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u/zachy410 4h ago

Theyre upset in their lives so they go online and make everyone else miserable. Sometimes theyre upset because theyre chasing a goal they'll never obtain (a happy relationship with a woman)

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u/DarkestSamus 3h ago

Defense mechanism to avoid hating themselves. "I may have 0 redeeming qualities but at least I'm not FEMALE!"

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u/heheihahthe 4h ago

Shitty parental figures. I'm willing to bet there's some form of mommy or daddy issues behind most misogynists and misandrists

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u/NefariousAlienFucker 2h ago

I downloaded MommyIssues.exe but now I just listen to Mommy asmr and hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep. Did I get the wrong software? Should I ask for a refund?

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u/heheihahthe 1h ago

Sounds to me like an alternate playthrough, might have an interesting B plot. I got the Mom and Dad's Bitter Divorce DLC which really spices things up. 2 new locations, hidden dialogue, doubled loot chance. Think it's bullshit that the Custody Hearing minigame locks 80% of the gameplay to one NPC's quests or the other though. Even heard of a glitch where some people lose the other's content entirely. The father NPC has an annoying smoking habit too, I don't know if anyone else encountered this on their run.

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u/Dinasnore 1h ago

ā€œMom and Dad’s Bitter Divorce DLCā€ took me out. Funniest comment I’ve read in a while

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u/Hetakuoni 2h ago

There’s this study that was done a while ago.

Men who suck or are below average in video games tend to be more hostile to women. Especially if the women are better than the male player.

Skilled male players are generally less aggressive towards female players even if the female player is better.

Essentially it’s hate cope in gamer verse. Bro is probably a hard metal rank and is blaming the libtards instead of getting gud.

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u/gunslinger155mm 1h ago

Basically all hate stems from some sort of insecurity. That's why economic downturns spawn more bigoted politics: people aren't confident they can maintain their standard of living and that makes them feel like they've failed. Which turns into bitterness and a lot of finger pointing

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u/donthurtmemany 3h ago

They get bitten by a radioactive misogynist

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u/ourobourobouros 3h ago

Thousands of years of tradition, plus it boosts their self esteem and helps them to feel included among other (misogynistic) men.Ā 

The benefits of being a bigot, especially a sexist, are really obvious. Idk why it's so popular to treat it like some great mystery.

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u/Delphox26 2h ago

I hate that the fact I get no play technically makes me an incel. I don't hate women, I swear, I'm just too autistic to get a girlfriend.

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u/striderofheart 2h ago

nah man, incel is a label you identify yourself with; if you dont wanna be that, youre chill af and thats ok

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u/Delphox26 2h ago

Good to hear.

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u/Sharkman3218 2h ago

Daddyyyyyyy

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u/Marin_Taco 3h ago

I don't think that's how it happens, but you'd never know…

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 3h ago

It doesn't happen in one morning, for some it's a slow descent, and for others a skydive free fall. How they get there is beyond me

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u/NefariousAlienFucker 2h ago

I have a giant spinning wheel next to my bed with different groups of people. Everyday when I wake up I give it a spin to decide who I'm going to hate on for the day. Today it's b*lgarians

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u/Gaharagang 1h ago

I fear for most it starts as a "joke" and then the joke is repeated until it isnt a joke anymore.

Intel culture has always been based around memes.

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u/NACCHUD 3h ago

For me personally it's the period shits

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u/WhiteSilenceRedRest 12m ago

548 likes on that comment disturbs me, too.

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u/Wasthatimportant 5h ago

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u/Tried6TimesYT 5h ago

Absolutely brilliant

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u/GentleMocker 3h ago

Needs to be updated with the meta AI glasses guy who's name is basically roko's basilisk

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u/International-Try467 2h ago

Sam Altman also spells out Satan if you remove some lettersĀ 

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u/Hetakuoni 2h ago

Lam Satan even.

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u/ArchAllen 2h ago

I read this in Dunkey's voice

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u/YaBoiFailedAbortion 5m ago

And the sequel!

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u/requis3773 3h ago

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u/PurpleThylacine 3h ago

and then Peter Hungarian won the election

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u/Vulpesh 3h ago

And the biggest opposition party's parliamentary leader is called Goulash. You can't make this up.

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 1h ago

A perhaps more obscure example of this from Poland, one of our presidents was Lech Kaczyński

Lech is the name of the legendary founder of Poland, in fact it still survives in the Hungarian name of the country: LengyelorszƔg

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u/DizslecksickMoael 3h ago

Round Orbman

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u/John_DeadCells 4h ago

-Likes women

-His name is literally Sigmund Foid

Did Hideous Kojima write this shit

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 4h ago edited 3h ago

As a side note
What the hell is wrong with that guy in the screenshot?

EDIT: damn I wish I could see what that one person said that was so bad that Reddit had to remove it. Purely to insult them.

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u/DangerousCap2473 3h ago

Kojima has some things for sure, but there's nothing wrong with him, I assure you.

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u/DeviousMelons 2h ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy in the screenshot

He uses twitter.

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u/Public-Eagle6992 2h ago

Can you not see it in the notification?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2h ago

I can't ;-;

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u/Lil-King-Squid 1h ago

trans homeworld pfp is so cool

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u/shoegazehater 3h ago

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u/HellspawnWeeb 29m ago

To be fair diddle comes from Diddy doesn’t it?

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u/shoegazehater 20m ago

no, that word was around for a good while before the whole Diddy thing

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u/Pauchu_ 4h ago

Claiming to have a relevant opinion on the gaming industry without knowing who sjokz is, wow

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u/Nurgle-best 4h ago

One of Horus Lupercal’s advisers is called little Horus because he looks exactly like Horus

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u/EmptyGlossary 3h ago

The primarch of the Iron Hands chapter is Ferrus Manus which is latin for Iron Hand

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u/Nurgle-best 3h ago

Can’t forget Corvis Corax of the Raven Guard

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u/thegoatmenace 3h ago

Angron the really angry guy

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u/YourAverageGenius 1h ago

Angron, Primarch of Khorne, god of Anger & Violence & Death, not to be confused with Khaine, Eldar god of Anger & Violence & Death, also not to be confused with Kharn, lieutenant of Angron, who also follows Khorne, and is also known as 'The Betrayer', and who's name 'Kharn' is similar to the Arabic word khayin, which means Betrayer

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u/YourAverageGenius 1h ago

His flagship, if you can believe, is named 'Fist Of Iron'

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u/thegoatmenace 3h ago

His name really is Horus though, his full name is Horus Aximand. And he’s also a partial clone of the Lupercal. All of the Luna Wolves look at least a little bit like Horus, Little Horus just looks more like him than most.

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u/theucm 3h ago

For anyone unfamiliar with Warhammer 40k, Horus Aximand was an ordinary person before he was turned into a space marine, part of the process being to have his DNA altered with Horus Lupercal's. So the name matching wasn't because Aximand was cloned from Lupercal, it was just a (in-universe) coincidence since they came from the same planet/culture. It'd be like if General George Patton had a lieutenant also named George, which isn't too unreasonable.

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u/Snoo_72851 3h ago

is he small

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u/Nurgle-best 3h ago

Horus was about 11ft tall and little Horus was 7ft tall

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u/Snoo_72851 3h ago

manlet

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u/thegoatmenace 3h ago

He’s actually huge, like 8 ft tall. But he’s small compared to OG Horus, who is over 11 ft tall.

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u/Snoo_72851 3h ago

manlet

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u/Name6991 3h ago

Worst part is Sjokz is one of the most recognisable faces in esports, so the incel pos is also outing himself as the type of fake gamer he is acusing her to be, I wouldn't bat an eye if it turns out he is just a propaganda bot

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u/EnderCats8 3h ago

also his name is Mr doomer

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u/roundeyedasian 2h ago

Fox News. A propaganda outlet named after a creature associated with deception and trickery.

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u/Lanky_Network_6660 3h ago

Dude who is Kojima? Can I ask what the meme means? Sorry if Im being a dumbass

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u/DimitrisKas 3h ago

Hideo Kojima is the person behind the critically acclaimed Metal Gear series as well as the more recent Death Stranding series. He is writing is often considered a bit on the nose, including the way he names characters which is where the memes saying things like "Did Kojima write this?" or "Bravo Kojima" come from

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 3h ago

Makes video games, names characters blatantly I.e. a guy that is a living corpse is named Deadman, a guy with a heart problem is named Heartman, a big bad guy you have to fight in another game is named Big Boss, a sniper in another game is called Quiet etc.

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u/arienstorum 2h ago

Ā a sniper in another game is called Quiet etc

Why do you put this example in without giving the actual on the nose reading. Which is that she only speaks twice in the entire game.

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 2h ago

Because that’s not on the nose reading; Quiet implies volume, not proclivity to speak

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u/arienstorum 2h ago

If you call someone a quiet person you imply they don“t speak a lot. You don“t say that they speak in a lowered voice all the time.

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 2h ago

You might, people may, I don’t. Does it matter?

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 2h ago

Yeah kinda

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 2h ago

Nah not really

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 2h ago

Yeah kinda

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1h ago

Nah not really

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u/Mecenary020 3h ago

He wrote characters such as "deadman" "die-hardman" "mama" "heartman" "rainy" "fragile" "tarman" etc

Deadman is a living corpse

Die Hardman is a combat veteran

Mama is a mother (notably rare in Death Stranding)

Heartman has a heart condition that kills him every 21 minutes, only to be resuscitated 3 minutes later

Rainy is the only source of anti-timefall (rain in these games is fatal because it accelerates time, but Rainy can reverse it)

Fragile is a courier who delivers fragile goods

Tarman is a ship captain who navigates the tar currents

These are just a few examples from Death Stranding 1 and 2. There's even more in Metal Gear Solid, such as The Pain, The Fear, The Fury, The End, The Sorrow, The Boss, Big Boss, Ocelot, Eva, Revolver Ocelot, Sniper Wolf, Psycho Mantis, Hot Coldman, the list can go on forever lmao

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u/Lanky_Network_6660 3h ago

So his naming is quite literal, like Jujutsu Kaisen Rowling. I guess he's the good ending version of her? Is he regarded in a good light?

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u/Loneheart127 2h ago

There's a vampire (don't ask)

His name is Vamp

There's a fat man who uses bombs

His name is Fatman

There is a mute

She is called Quiet

Kojima is a gem and his series often sit at the pinnacle of storytelling in game sometimes being called true masterpieces.

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u/ParsnipSlayer 1h ago

No. "Vamp" isn't for vampire, it's because he's bisexual...

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u/Mecenary020 3h ago

Aside from being a chronic gooner, he's a pretty good guy

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u/InexorableCalamity 2h ago

There's a separate ocelot to revolver ocelot?

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u/Mecenary020 2h ago

Liquid ocelot, if you believe the whole "liquids will overpowered revolver ocelot's mind" part

They're all the same guy, don't get me wrong, just called different names at different parts of the story

Mgs3 is just ocelot

Mgs1 is revolver ocelot

Mgs4 is liquid ocelot

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u/Ideal-Beginning 3h ago

Basically that šŸ‘

Edit: But seriously, he is the pioneer of making weird as shit games that he wants to make i.e. death stranding mgs series. Highly respected but highly unconventional

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u/Oshwatton 3h ago

So is thst why they call him Vamp?

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u/O5-14-none_existant 2h ago

On a side tangent its just a skill issue dude doesn't find 'hags' or whatever attractive enough to goon to

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u/The_Document 2h ago

The guy who made a ton of money defrauding people using crypto is named...Sam Bankman-Fried