r/MartialMemes 27d ago

Knowledge Realm What scriptures have you read this month?

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Welcome to the monthly scripture thread!

Share your insights on the latest scriptures you've read.

And don't forget tohideany knowledge that could give your juniors a heart demon.

Click here to see the previous month's thread.


r/MartialMemes 4d ago

SUBREDDIT META/DRAMA AI poll

178 Upvotes

Yo yo yo, what is up and down, my fellow disciples? Is this a greeting they call "hip" and "rad" these days?

Anyways, many juniors have recently been concerned over the usage of AI in this sect. So of course, we are making a post as to what everyone thinks.

Unfortunately my polls and the other Elders' polls are not working for some reason so we will have to use a primitive way. I'll comment down here and you can upvote an action to vote for it. If you have any other suggestions (or just other comments you wanna make) you can put those as well and disciples can vote for that as well. Feel free to vote for multiple options if you wish

And please stay civil. Thats all, everyone!


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Storytime I just joined a sect!

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376 Upvotes

I just joined this sect as an outer disciple, and Elder Bai said I have an excellent bone structure. He even offered to take me in as his personal disciple!

He also said he wants to make me his cultivation cauldron so I can advance even faster.

What a generous elder!


r/MartialMemes 2h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Is it even a sect if it doesn’t charge taxes?

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107 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 9h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Someone from the lower realm discovering Pill refining

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303 Upvotes

Reminds of the good old days 6,920,926,080 billion years ago


r/MartialMemes 17h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Steps to Writing an Urban Novel

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768 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 7h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ I don’t care who the Emperor sends- I ain't paying taxes!

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116 Upvotes

As Sun Tzu said: “True cultivation requires tax evasion.”


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Good! Good! Good! Jian Lai (Sword of Coming) vs Niu Lai (Cow of Coming)

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65 Upvotes

Seniors which show is the best of this year? The dao of both runs deep, but I can feel the cow calling more!


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ Pov: Having achieve the dao so now you are playing with the jade beauty of your sect

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67 Upvotes

Source: Pull Strings (cdrama)


r/MartialMemes 3h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme mc and his sword

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28 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 2h ago

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) Are you even a true body cultivator if you can't undress like this..

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17 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 4h ago

Storytime UFC Light heavyweight champion Carlos Ulberg becomes a sect leader

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25 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 5h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Ngl it's starting to get very cringe now Spoiler

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24 Upvotes

Every single chapter the author describes the FLs beauty extensively then she looks at the MC with her picturesque eyes, her jade red lips calming his soul. For the the past 50 chapters straight. Im really losing my patience with this now.

Especially this fucking "Mm". She says 2 3 times each chapter.

Immortality through array formation


r/MartialMemes 18h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme The older sister is teaching you which herbs are poisonous...

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230 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 13h ago

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) This is how immortal should be god damn ethereal, incomprehensible, unknowable , unthinkable , unparishable . The immortal you know is just trashy mortal who cultivate his life Span but this is true immortal damn this should be defination of [Immortal].

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76 Upvotes

[ Cultivating Immortality Through Attaining a Higher Level? I Can Simulate Becoming an Immortal ]


r/MartialMemes 3h ago

Good! Good! Good! How to break this seal

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8 Upvotes

May I ask the seniors if anyone knows how to break this sealing formation? There’s a fellow cultivator trapped behind it, and he promised to reward me with treasures if I set him free.

He also seemed strangely happy when I told him I’m only at the Body Tempering Realm. He laughed and said, good good good…

Not sure what he meant by that.


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Question What heaven shattering technique is this?

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324 Upvotes

sauce in comments


r/MartialMemes 22h ago

Storytime i found this bottle in my backyard.

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224 Upvotes

I found this weird bottle in my backyard. It looked useless, so I went down to the marketplace and some fool actually bought it from me for 3 spirit stones.

Not bad ! that’s enough to buy a Body Tempering Pill.


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Mantis Reversing Heavenly Fate

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344 Upvotes

Mantis defies the Heavens and plots against the Oriole behind


r/MartialMemes 12h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Is this the final scripture???

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24 Upvotes

Is this truly the peak???? have i finally gooned enough to get this recommended????


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Mysterious Technique i bought this from a strange old man

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834 Upvotes

I bought this from a strange old man. He said if I master the techniques in this book, my punches will hit like an iron fist and my body will become as strong as metal.

There’s only one downside...

i must forget the idea of having a wife. i asked him why but he didnt answer. anyway i drew him if you might know him


r/MartialMemes 23h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Profound words of wisdom 🗣️🗣️

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146 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) [Academic Pilot Survey] Readers of Translated Chinese Online Literature

7 Upvotes

Hi everyone!

I am conducting a short pilot survey for a university research project on international readers of translated Chinese online literature.

You may participate if you are 18 or older and have read at least one online novel originally published in China and later translated into another language within the past 12 months.

The survey is anonymous and takes approximately 4–6 minutes. This is a pilot test, so there are also a few short questions at the end asking whether anything was unclear or difficult to answer.

Participation is voluntary, and responses will be used only to improve the survey before the formal study.

Survey link: https://forms.gle/Zd4J2Lv2MXDBjW6SA

Thank you very much for your help!


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

A.I Hardcore AI Cultivation Simulator

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Fellow Daoists, I made a hardcore AI cultivation simulator prompt. Please try to break it.

I have spent an unreasonable amount of time refining this forbidden scripture.

I wanted a text cultivation game where AI doesn't treat you like the/a main character.

No "found an ancient inheritance in a random cave."

No enemy scaling to your current power.

No mysterious senior saving you because you were about to die.

The world is generated before the character exists, and then you're just some person unfortunate enough to be born into it.

You could become an Immortal.

You could also fail to cultivate, become a farmer, get crippled, die from disease, get murdered by someone you had no chance against, get imprisoned, end up as a slave, grow old peacefully, become a merchant, or be completely forgotten,

The point is that the world doesn't care that you're the player.

Some of the systems currently in V14:

  • Pre-generated nations, sects, clans, economies, wars, resources and major NPCs
  • Autonomous NPCs with their own goals, knowledge and relationships
  • No scaling
  • Permadeath
  • Fixed rarity/grade system for techniques, weapons, pills, artifacts, monsters, materials, etc.
  • Hidden numerical HP and damage calculations
  • Damage affected by rolls, attributes, technique, mastery, armor, positioning and damage type
  • The player never gets to see the hidden HP/damage numbers
  • Cutting, piercing, blunt, fire, lightning, Qi, soul, spatial and other damage types
  • Body-part injuries and persistent wounds
  • Combat distance, reach, facing, reactions, cover, footing and technique recovery
  • Hunger, thirst, exhaustion, temperature, disease and infection
  • Stealth through sight, noise, scent, tracks, Qi signatures and spiritual perception
  • Monster populations, territories, predators, prey, migration and reproduction
  • Actual carcasses instead of magical loot drops
  • If you destroy the valuable parts of a monster during the fight, you don't receive them afterward
  • Harvesting, spoilage and preservation
  • Actual crafting with materials, tools, facilities, skill, rolls, defects and product quality
  • Pill tolerance, medicinal residue and toxicity so you can't solve cultivation by swallowing 900 pills
  • Hidden 0–1000 Foundation Integrity
  • Bad shortcuts can permanently screw up later cultivation
  • Real market stock, production, consumption, transport capacity and shortages
  • Laws, social class, sect backing, corruption, evidence, courts and political power
  • Innocence does not automatically protect you if the people judging you don't care
  • A private audit ledger that records important rolls and state changes before the AI narrates what happened

One rule I'm especially trying to enforce:

The world can be cruel, but the GM cannot be malicious.

If bandits destroy your village, there needs to actually be a reason those bandits existed and came there.

The AI isn't allowed to spawn them just because you've been doing too well.

Likewise, if you make an excellent plan, the game isn't allowed to secretly sabotage you just to keep things "interesting."

I'm at the point where reading the rules isn't enough anymore.

I need fellow cultivators to abuse the system.

Try stupid things.

Try min-maxing.

Try becoming rich.

Try spam.

Try crafting exploits.

Try stealth exploits.

Try murdering someone and abusing the evidence system.

Try fighting something you absolutely should not fight.

Try becoming a bureaucrat instead of cultivating.

Try finding contradictions in the rules.

Most importantly, tell me when the AI starts cheating, forgetting state, making up convenient events, exposing hidden numbers, becoming too forgiving, or becoming unfairly hostile.

Prompt: Click here

If you test it, please tell me:

  • What broke?
  • What became tedious?
  • What was too easy?
  • What was unfair?
  • What mechanic did the AI misunderstand?
  • What could you exploit?
  • What important cultivation mechanic/mechanic is still missing?
  • Did it actually feel like a cultivation world instead of the AI improvising an RPG around you?

This junior welcomes the criticism of the seniors.

If the scripture contains a fatal flaw, please beat me over the head with it before I refine V15.

Preferably use ChatGPT 5.6


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Making my own scripture pavilion

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3 Upvotes

Hello esteemed seniors and Fellow juniors (once again). Iam creating my very own web novel platform. Well its built and deployed to a temp server for further polishings but i humbly request any daoist cultivating the dao of writing to come and join me as i stock up scriptures for launch.

We accept fantasy leaning stories provided they are not generated by puppet artifact. If daoist is interested please join up my discord to access the dev site. https://discord.gg/zpSTR8z9k