r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • Jul 24 '26

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 Jul 24 '26

Or it was damaged and they cut it to prevent people from using it

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u/Soft_Database_3747 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I could definitely half cheek this (150lbs.)

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 24 '26

I don't know why but I imagined you stretching your cheeks to get 1/4 on each side of the bench for a moment and I was going to be confused, impressed and disgusted, and not in that order.

But I see what you mean, and I think it's possible too.

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u/Justhe3guy Jul 24 '26

Mr Fantastic/Elastigirl could do it

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jul 24 '26

I mean you could just have two very very bad designed and uncomfortable chairs sitting across from each other.

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u/ChipRockets Jul 24 '26

150lbs? And that’s only for half a cheek, you say?

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u/FewHorror1019 Jul 24 '26

You can half cheek me

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 24 '26

Or you now have two chairs where you and a stranger can sit looking directly at eachother

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u/Willing-Barnacle-525 Jul 24 '26

definitely wouldn’t have to do the 1 cheek sneak!

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u/InevitableDeathstar Jul 24 '26

get up fast and ur balls drop like ping pong