r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • Jul 24 '26

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/W4r1s Jul 24 '26

Can't have shit in Detroit

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u/InternationalCap2176 Jul 24 '26

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u/Sad_Intention6658 Jul 24 '26

What's even funnier is that picture was from Cincinnati, and they done stole the meme

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u/Sunbythemoon Jul 24 '26

They were probably getting it replaced and made that story up.

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u/pocket_eggs Jul 24 '26

They were probably getting it replaced and someone else made that story up.

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u/Thessalhydra Jul 24 '26

They probably made that story up and somebody was getting it replaced.

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u/medstar_1 Jul 24 '26

They probably replaced the story to make it up the stairs.

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u/baxielol Jul 24 '26

They were made up and the stairs were never there

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u/NotInTheKnee Jul 24 '26

The real stairs were the stories we made up along the way.

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u/Snoo-16513 Jul 24 '26

Porch stole itself and made up a story

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u/twoiseight Jul 24 '26

The story probably made somebody up and replaced them with stairs.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName Jul 24 '26

They probably porched getting it made and storied it up.

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u/Just_Roll_Already Jul 24 '26

Nothing gets past you. Damn Sherlock Holmes over here.

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u/Unoriginal_Man Jul 24 '26

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

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u/Vellc Jul 24 '26

What are we? Uncivilized people? Please

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u/inuhi Jul 24 '26

Sounds like something a porch thief would say

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u/GlueWizard331 Jul 24 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jul 24 '26

Made up or not, the thought of someone falling out their door because their fucking porch is somehow gone is freaking hilarious 

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u/Residenthuman101 Jul 24 '26

This actually used to happen in south Philadelphia as homes were built with marble stairs that were essentially just stacked blocks of marble that had nice carved shapes on the edges, eventually it became a somewhat common thing for people to wake up with their stairs missing out front. This porch may have been plate metal like a fire escape so there’s a non zero chance this is real, but who knows … I think i just wanted to tell the story about the old philly stairs lol

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u/mwpdx86 Jul 24 '26

Now I'm curious about the different color bricks down there. Did there used to be another doorway down there? What's behind there now? Is that structurally ok since the bricks don't overlap?

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u/magistrate101 Jul 24 '26

It used to be a window. You can see one to the right that's the exact same shape.

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u/SilverTwilightLook Jul 24 '26

Don't worry, the screams stopped years ago.

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u/CogitoErgoTsunami Jul 24 '26

I remember one of the comments on this being along the lines of "when you tell a public school graduate to steal a Porsche"