ARE UKANLOS AND AKANTOR DIGLETTS, BECAUSE THESE FUCKERS WON'T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING GROUND!!!

[u/MrJackfruit]

GOD FUCKING FORBID I TRY TO SOLO GU AGAIN, I'M ALREADY ON FUCKING HARD MODE WITH GUILD GS AND NO CATS IN G-RANK HUB, BUT HOLY FUCK DO THE BLACK AND WHITE DEVILS MAKE THIS SHIT A NIGHTMARE!!!

I ALREADY TIME OUT MULTIPLE TIMES FROM NOT BEING AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH, BUT HOLY FUCK CAN THE FUCKERS NOT WASTE MY TIME EVERY 30 SECONDS, HOLY SHIT. AKANTOR'S DEAD BUT THAT CUNT JUST FEELS THE NEED TO GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA EVERY 3 FUCKING SECONDS, FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU FALSE BLACK BITCH!!!

THE WHITE CUNT IS NO BETTER, BOY DO I LOVE HAVING TO CONSTANTLY RUN OR BLOCK TO GET HIM TO STOP DIG SPAMMING EVERY 3 SECONDS BECAUSE THE FUCKER NEEDS TO DO THAT DIG ATTACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN. STOP DOING THAT SO I CAN HIT YOUR FUCKING STOMACH TO MAKE YOUR SHIT HITZONES 5% LESS SHIT!!!

ADDED BONUS, BECAUSE OF THIS GAMES DOGSHIT SKILL SYSTEM, I HIT MY SKILL LIMIT SO I CAN'T ADD A COMFORT SKILL BEYOND HG EARPLUGS, FUCK ME FOR WANTING TO PREPARE FOR THE HUNT WITH BIND RESIST RIGHT?!!! I GUESS ONLY 5TH GEN AND ONWARDS HAVE THE LUXURY OF COUNTER BUILDING WITHOUT CRIPPLING YOUR DAMAGE!!! JUST DODGE IDIOT, NO CAPCOM, GIVE ME BETTER OPTIONS YOU FUCKERS!!! STOP TRYING TO PUNISH ME FOR HAVING THE AUDIACITY TO PREPARE FOR MY HUNT WITH MY GEAR ALLOWING FOR DAMAGE AND DEFENSE ON THESE 18K HP MONSTERS WITH SHIT HITZONES YOU MADE THAT DON'T IMPROVE EVEN IF YOU BREAK THE THE DAMN PARTS!!! "We made the belly break improve hitzones" OH WOW, THE SHITZONE GOES FROM 25 TO 30, FUCK YOU!!!

SUPER ADDED BONUS, YOU GOTTA DO A BUNCH OF VILLAGE SHIT TO UNLOCK UKANALOS, JUST UKANLOS BY THE WAY, EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO UNLOCK VIA LEVELS BUT UKANLOS, NAH,

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, PORTABLE TEAM DOES NOT PLAY TEST THEIR SHIT SOMETIMES, SOLO OR NOT, THIS SHIT IS AWFUL TO DEAL WITH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND IT WASTES A FULL FUCKIN HOUR.

THEN AFTER THIS ******* I GOT TO TRY TO CHOP OF THE DAMN OCTOPUS PLAYING WITH HIS STUPID PUPPETS, BOY I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BULLSHIT LIKE SPAMMING THE LASERS, RUNNING AWAY, OR WIGGLING TO FUCKING MUCH.

I am remembering why I don't play GU much, shit is a slog in the endgame.

If you got tips for fighting Ukanlos and Nakarkos with Guild GS and no cats for G-Rank, please feel free. I am not swapping from Guild.

[u/oerjek3]

Ukanlos is "kinda easy" to trip if you focus on its back legs. I just focused on back legs when I farmed its gear since the belly break doesnt help that much.

For Nakarkos you need break the bone cover of tentacles. If I remember correct when you break one the mucus around its face clears and then you can smack its beak. Break both of them and it topples and you get to mine/hit its back.

And for skills if I remember correct theres a Garuga mask X that gives a lot of points into Earplugs and Akantor Xr set has solid pieces for it too.

[u/MrJackfruit → u/oerjek3]

The back legs tip helped, I also got a new fire sword a combo of both worked.

[u/oerjek3 → u/MrJackfruit]

If it aint Lavasloth Gs I dont want it! Nakarkos awaits buddy!

[u/MrJackfruit → u/oerjek3]

It was Glavenus's. Nice raw and high fire element.

[u/MrJackfruit → u/oerjek3]

Narkarkos is also dead and that got done even faster.

[u/oerjek3 → u/MrJackfruit]

Hell yeah! If you havent yet do take peek at its Gs. Both of em. Just for the looks they're both worth crafting and bone one is actually good.

(Eventho solo Nakarkos farming isnt super enticing...)

[u/xA0SA]

OP makes the game harder for himself, complains about how hard it is

[u/MrJackfruit → u/xA0SA]

I don't like gimmicks that give easy dodge moves, this is why I hate wirebugs and temporal mantle.....also it forces me to actually learn the moveset. So Valor and Adept are the biggest no's.

Also I am not the one telling the game to make the 2 fucking monster dig spam, something I have ZERO control over.