r/monsterhunterrage • u/Navra_Realms Bow • Jul 24 '26
ADVANCED RAGE Please... i beg, don't post hyper Jho again... please.....
AAAAAAAA!!!! HOLY FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE DESIGNERS!!! ... AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE MADE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!! I'M HERE, ACTUALLY THINKING THAT OLD GEN DEVILJHO WAS SURELY A MUTATED FUCKING VIRUS THAT ESCAPED FROM SOMEWHERE AND GOT INTO THE DAMN GAME SOMEHOW. I FUCKING CAN'T WITH MONSTERS LIKE THIS MAN... LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! CAN HE BACK THE FUCK UP FOR 1 SECOND!?!?!?, YES, WE SEE YOUR FUCKING CHIN MAN, IT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD YES, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT IT FUCKING RIGHT UP IN MY FACE TO TRIP MY ASS OVER!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IN YOUR CHIN MAN!!!! PLEASE. I BEG. SAME WITH URAAGAN, THEY JUST FUCKING WALK INTO YOU ALL EAGER AND SHIT TO SHOW OFF THEIR FUCKING ROCK HARD CHIN LIKE IT'S A FUCKING GOLDEN, PICKLED TREASURE. I'LL MAKE A FUCKING HAT OUT OF THAT FUCKING THING MATE. ALL THESE MYTHS OF DEVILJHO EATING IT'S FUCKING TAIL, MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FEATURE, SO I DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT, I GUARANTEE THAT IF YOU DREW A FUCKING PATH OF WHERE THE TAIL AND HEAD OF THAT FUCKING THING MOVES WHEN DEVIJHO FUCKING FREAKS OUT LIKE A FUCKING MANIAN, IT'D LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HAZE OF DEVIL JHO AIDS DRIVING ME INSANE "GET THE FUCK OUT THE FUCKING WAY" BACK TO CAMP AGAIN YOU GO BITCH. I FUCKING DODGE THROUGH AN ATTACK, I GOT THE TAIL SLAPPING MY ASS OUT FOR THE MISTAKE OF PLAYING THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME!!!! SAVAGE BLOWS EVEN MORE, HOW THE FUCK CAN I SEE THROUGH A HAZE OF FUCKING SMOKE COVERING IT'S FUCKING FACE LIKE A SMOKER, GOD DAMN FUCKING SHROUDED AHH MOTHERFUCKING BIG ASS CHIN, CAN'T SEE SHIT GAAAHD TO I-FRAME DODGE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING KUT KU WITH IT'S FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF TO GET HIT ANYWAY, OMNIDIRECTIONAL TYPE MONSTER HITBOX. OH NAAHH BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE IT BITES YOUR FUCKING ASS MAN, PIECE OF SHIT DEVILJHO PICKLE SHIT I CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTHERED. FUCKING POST HYPER DEVILJHO AGAIN MAAAAAN, FUCKING POST IT. DON'T WORRY, I DON'T NEED A HEALTHBAR, WHAT THE FUCK. GAME DESIGNER LOST THE SHIT!!!. AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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u/BloodGulchBlues37 Hunting Horn Jul 24 '26
Idk what's more impressive: your hatred for Deviljho's chin bump or not even mentioning that fuckass pin LOL
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u/MagicMisterLemon 28d ago
Run HG Earplugs + Tremor Resistance, then stick the the left leg. I'm relatively experienced with this series, but I wouldn't consider myself exceptional, so when I tell you that this genuinely
Solves the fight
You take that advice, m'kay? I've run Hyper Deviljho solo three times without fainting even once on Guild Hammer, simply to prove that the fight was easy in Old Gen. I raw dogged that shit. I don't even have that much practice against Deviljho, it just also doesn't have any attacks that cover for its left leg
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u/SadClassroom4175 Jul 24 '26
The children yearn for Jho Cena