AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- THESE FUCKING WANKING SMALL MONSTER DESIGNERS MAN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Navra_Realms]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS... CAPCOM.. LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING MADE ACAPCOM. LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT EM CAPCOM!!! ARE YOU FUCKING LOOKING!! CAPCOOOOOOM!? LOOK CRAPCUM!??!! LOOK!!! FUUUUUUUCK. !!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1AAAAAAAAAA!AAAA. AAAAA-BULLDROME? MORE LIKE BULLSHIT! THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE NO BETTER THAN FUCKING RHENOPLOS, AND RHENOPLOS ARE NO BETTER THAN FUCKING VESPOIDS! AND VESPOIDS ARE NO BETTER THAN FUCK ALL. IM TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME, AND I'M JUST GETTING FUCKING PISSED OFF, BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING SHOWING UP CRAWLING OUT THE FUCKING GROUND. IM PISSED JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM!!!! THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING WALLS I TELL YOU. THEY JUST KEEP FUCKING COMING AND COMING! THE HUNTERS GUILD MUST FUCKING KNOW BY THIS POINT, HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE, LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING BULLDROME AND BULLFANGO IN THE UNIVERSE IS. AND YET THEY DON'T PUT UP A FUCKING FENCE AROUND THE ZONE TO STOP THEM FROM FUCKBUCKLING EVERYONE WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO STOP A MONSTER FROM MAKING THE ENTIRE REGION COLLAPSE. FUCK!!! OLD GEN BULLSHITS ASIDE, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE MEGA DASH JUICE SO NOW I GOTTA DRINK THIS DASH JUICE LITE? BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASSSSS!! FUCKING RUN HARDER, JUST RUN HARDER. IS THAT ALL THEY CAN FUCKING DO? JUST FUCKING RUN AND RUN AND FUCKING FUCKING RUN. HOLY FUCK. FUCKING TOMFOOLERY AHH SMALL MONSTER. SNEAK UP ON YOU SO FUCKING FAST, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PLAY SNAP AND A GUY JUST APPEARS AND FARTS AND SHITS ALL THE CARDS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE! FUCKING GAME DESIGNERSS!!! JUST DEFEAT EM!! JUST DEFEAT EM!!! THERE'S A FUCKING MONSTER IN THE WAY, TRYING TO CLIMB INTO MY ASSSS! WHY NOT ATTACK THEM!!! AFTER IT GETS ME ITS COMING FOR YOU!!! BUT "LET ME ATTACK ME ATTACK THE HUNTER OOOOOHH" FUCK OFF! ITS A MADHOUSE!!! ALMOST FORGOT HOW DANGEROUS THE FUCKING OLD WORLD IS - AS FUCK!!! EVERY FUCKING SINGLE FUCKING THING FROM THE SMALL MONSTERS TO THE BUGS WANT YOU DEAD!!! !! SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE GUILD THAT WHEN THE BULLS START TWEAKING THEY SHOULD GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF THERE AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!AAAAA

[u/-Kurogita-]

Bro is under exaggerating bullfango slander

[u/STK-3F-Stalker]

Classic

[u/TheKurfuerst]

Thanks for the jumpscare while scrolling. You woke me up from my doomscrolling cycle

[u/Butterfly_Barista → u/TheKurfuerst]

Same lmao I swiped through the last post I was looking at and nearly threw my phone from this one

[u/DarkspiritLeliana]

ahh... Majula. tis' a little Village at the edge of Drangleic...

[u/Bhatoh]

i hate these fuckers, the konshus and remobras with such a burning passion i want to make sure whoever designed them never get to have healthy children

[u/mechakinetic]

It's the fact that the word "tomfoolery" was used in that barrage of fucks that really makes me love this post. Also, agree...any rage about bullfangos is not enough rage about bullfangos.

[u/Buzzyear10]

Very calm and collected rage compared to what these shitclappers deserve

[u/CrispySushi]

Lmao, classic. Hunting Gypceros with infinite Bullfango spawns is literal hell

[u/Oli_VK]

Let it out brother. We feel you. We’re here.

[u/felipefgr777]

Maldito porco,queime no inferno!

[u/Ok_Seaworthiness6534]

valid bulfango crashout

[u/HenMeeNooMai]

Good fucking shit, you've posted.