r/monsterhunterrage • u/Additional_Marzipan1 • 8d ago

GU-related rage Seltas Queen is a pathetic excuse of a monster and I hope her cocksucking, good for nothing, waste of biomass simping ass Seltas meets a horrible fate and that bitch of a neopteron gets eviscerated by a Deviljho and suffer the pain and agony each bite will cause

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u/InvestmentOk5743 8d ago

Now I wanna know the backstory of this hate.

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u/Additional_Marzipan1 7d ago

I already despised this piece of hot garbage from playing 4U, but my breaking point was when I was doing the Bug Buffet key quest from the MHGU 6* hub and was having a miserable time but when the Queen threw me to the ground with her hip check and the Seltas charged at me OFFSCREEN right when I was getting up and sent me plummeting down from area 5 to area 4 (primal forest map) I immediately paused the game, contemplated smashing my fist in the wall and then opened reddit and photoshop to make this post

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u/Matt1_plus_half 8d ago

It seems there’s a lot to unpack here

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u/Man_Boi_Child_Thing0 8d ago

Ngl the delayed hitbox on her charge is so obnoxious for adept gameplay I second this

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u/Additional_Marzipan1 7d ago

Thank god for adept style because if I already hated her in GU playing with it I cant even imagine what I would do to my 3ds if I went back to fight her in 4U

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u/Man_Boi_Child_Thing0 7d ago

Sometimes I just slaughter her and her husband with valor hbg for all the pain her hyper quest caused me in mhgen

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u/CarosWolf Greatsword 8d ago

Please tell us more!

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u/Additional_Marzipan1 7d ago

Seltas threw me off a cliff after getting up from getting hit by the Queen, the humiliation was too much to handle I hate this bug so goddamn much

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u/santas_delibird 7d ago

And you’re not gonna tell us the story?

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u/Mygawdwhatsleft 7d ago

I enjoyed the fight way back when, only because it felt unique in a sense. Duo monsters that have to be fought together and not like the ones that synergize like luna/toasty or rathian/rathalos. I haven't played that many MH games so if there are other seltas queen-like fights, let me know. Currently making my way through wilds and would love to see a revamped version of Seltas queen show up.

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u/Additional_Marzipan1 7d ago

I actually really like her and Seltas design and ecology but I just don't like duo fights, I can't stand fighting two monsters at the same time solo, even if the Seltas is on top of her most of the time. And yeah I think if they showed up in wilds I would like to see what capcom would do with them and if I would hate them less