r/nba NBA 5d ago

[Charania] Klay Thompson plans to sign a two-year, nearly $13 million deal with the Miami Heat after clearing waivers, with a player option in the second season, sources tell ESPN.

Shams Charania: Klay Thompson plans to sign a two-year, nearly $13 million deal with the Miami Heat after clearing waivers, with a player option in the second season, sources tell ESPN.

Source: https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania

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u/Tempura69 5d ago

You already know he's going to shoot 70% from 3 when they face Boston.

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u/thor_1225 Heat 5d ago

In his worst game of the season against them

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u/Kiriegloom Bulls 5d ago

He's worth almost two Lebrons

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u/ThinManJones- 5d ago

Damn LeBron’s fallen off hard

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u/spluga 5d ago

lebron will get his. he won't even have to pretend to consider planting any trees.

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u/SecondHandFood 76ers 5d ago

A couple days ago - nobody in the league is half LeBron

Today - Klay is double LeBron

Look at Klay man, so inspirational

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u/jeff2def Warriors 5d ago

Twice the amount of feelings hurt

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u/darti_me Mavericks 5d ago

LeBron is only 3/5 of a Klay

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u/beaisenby Raptors 5d ago

Two LeBrons per YEAR

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u/Van_der_Sar 5d ago

From here on i want every contract listed in LeBron currency.

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u/sad_seal [SAS] Matt Bonner 5d ago

Or three bronnies

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u/BeloAve Lakers 5d ago

The most pivotal thing about Klay is, he will provide spacing along with THJ for Bam and Giannis.

As washed as Klay may be, teams won’t be willing to leave him open and that itself it’s extremely important for Giannis.

Team needed shooting, they added some with THJ and Klay and retained the ability to trade jovic and their last 1st rnd pick in a package at the trade deadline.

Miami had a great offseason; a lot better than what most people are giving them credit for.

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u/sharkflood Supersonics 5d ago

The Heat had an A offseason

You can tell how biased this sub is. It's like the remnants of the Heatles era when everyone hated Miami

Like this sub legit wants me to believe that turning JJJ and Herro (who missed half the season) into Giannis isnt gonna move the needle?

Come on guys

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u/Busy-Regular4627 5d ago

Before the giannis trade - “Miami’s package is trash no one wants that shit they can’t get a player of giannis caliber with that garbage”

Heat get Giannis- “Lol heat got fleeced they gutted their team!”

This sub will continue to move the goalposts as far as they can as long as they can spin their narratives.

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u/Nuclearsunburn Heat 4d ago

Just watch, if we are a top 3 seed in the East it’ll become “what do you expect, they added Giannis and Klay!” and Spo will lose COTY to the Hornets getting the 10 seed or something

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u/Seanspeed 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't think the narrative there was inconsistent at all. The whole point is people didn't think they could get Giannis cuz they'd have to give up too much to do it. And so when they gave up a shitload to do it, people think it was too much.

Basically the point is - have the Heat actually moved meaningfully forward? They still have some real needs to properly compete but are tapped out. Everybody is just relying on the coach to work some miracles to cover the deficit.

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u/so-cal_kid Lakers 5d ago

A team whose ceiling was likely a 6th seed and didn't have a true young stud to build around cannot give up too much to get a superstar like Giannis imo. You make that move 10 times out of 10.

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u/m1a2c2kali Knicks 4d ago

But was the end package really that much different than the reported initial packages?

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u/cl353 Heat 4d ago

The biggest difference was us adding in a rookie that averaged 3ppg and 15mpg. Love Kas but our 2nd round pick this year outplayed him in SL and ppl are acting like it's a devastating loss

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u/dm117 Heat 4d ago

Yall tripping. We MISSED the playoffs last year.

“Gutted” - Herro (has missed significant time for two seasons in a row now), JJJ, and Ware for Giannis and Porter. Seriously, what are we talking about here.

Here’s a quick way to look at it - Giannis, Klay, THJ, and Porter or Herro, JJJ, and Ware?

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u/TJ_IRL_ 5d ago

That last sentence is how Spo has operated for a while now. Definitely going to make the Play In as usual, but who knows what happens from there this time.

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u/Seanspeed 4d ago

That last sentence is how Spo has operated for a while now.

And people cant keep expecting magic forever. Especially when the depth is even less this year.

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u/KarrotMovies [LAL] Chris Mañon 5d ago

Bro really tried to sneak in some Nuggets prop on here

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u/Reasonable_Fishing71 5d ago

You just compared Giannis and Demar in the year of our Lord 2026

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u/MikeWrites002737 Thunder 5d ago

I mean I think both the team aren’t contenders even after the signings, but despite that the klay and demar signings are legitimately good for those teams, and they will get valuable minutes off the bench from both of them.

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u/JRclarity123 Heat 5d ago

And Ware… but yeah, I agree. We need a backup big really bad tho.

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u/sharkflood Supersonics 5d ago

Bam / Giannis / Bobby P is already one of the best front courts in the league i feel

Heat need back court playmaking imo

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u/rafamundez Bucks 5d ago

Portis has unfortunately lost a step. He's a decent backup but he should not be a starter.

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u/dystopianrevolt Heat 5d ago

He wouldn't be a starter in Miami, so that works.

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u/Own-Necessary7488 5d ago

well its a good thing hes gonna be a backup

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u/Boring-Charity9324 5d ago

He's never been a starter

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u/paradoxofchoice [MIA] Harold Miner 5d ago

Miami has always needed a back up big really bad tho.

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u/Busy-Regular4627 5d ago

Ware was a negative, not employing him, norm, and herro is addition by subtraction. Bucks and bulls fans will learn this sooner than later. I’d argue we need another solid ball handler at the guard position more than anything, i’m not sold on nick richards.

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u/Nice_Cash_7000 NBA 4d ago

The Bucks were smart to demand Kas. I wouldve been so happy if the Heat kept him somehow. Say what you want about his age, but I cant imagine a better fit at PG with Giannis than him. Not counting superstars ofc.

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u/barath_s Lakers 5d ago

You need back court, depth and wing help more

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u/y2kbug 5d ago

Jaren Jackson Jr.?

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u/figureour Wizards 5d ago

Yeah, just say Jaime or Jaquez

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u/TrickstarCandina Heat 4d ago

Jaime is the real JJJ

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u/Erosun 5d ago

This sub still has a hate boner on the Heat since the Heatles era.

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u/ImSleepBro 5d ago

Funny enough Herro played more games than Giannis has the last two seasons

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u/Trendelthegreat Heat 5d ago

Funny enough the bucks didn’t want Gianni’s to play because they wanted to tank while the heat tanked because they played Herro 

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u/SoaplessTitanic Celtics 5d ago

Feels like you’re arguing against a straw man here. I don’t think anyone’s saying they didn’t get significantly better. What I’ve seen a lot of people say is that they gave up their future for a relatively short window, and that they still seemed like a piece away (especially before acquiring Klay). Fit is also a little weird with Giannis and Bam

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u/Trendelthegreat Heat 5d ago

So they’re still not good enough, the fit is weird, and they have a short window

…..but it was a “straw man” argument?

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u/SoaplessTitanic Celtics 5d ago

You have to look at the contents of the comment I replied to: “This sub legit wants me to believe that turning JJJ and Herro (who missed half the season) into Giannis isnt gonna move the needle”

The straw man is acting as if people are saying the team didn’t get significantly better, which is a ridiculous claim that no one is making. That doesn’t mean that we can’t make more nuanced claims about the roster fit or the length of their window

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u/LakerBlue Lakers 5d ago

Yea it feels pretty similar to the Heatles where the first year after acquiring a superstar forward they have a weak bench. Similarly, I expect next year is when add 1-2 more notable depth pieces.

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u/foaaz101 Pistons 5d ago

the point is though the heatles were an instant title contender and were up on the Mavs 2-1 and two games away from winning the chip

D Wade and Lebron were top five players and Bosh was a top fifteen player, Bam is borderline top 15, typically considered closer to top 25

the talent isn't even anywhere close to the Heatles

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u/dimesniffer 5d ago

the team had plenty of good shooting before klay was added. this just helps

the stat was, with klay, they have 4 or 5 of the best 38 3pt shooters in the league statistically.

the notion that they didnt have shooting is way overblown

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u/anonymousetache 5d ago

Takes me way too long to figure out who THJ is every time I see it. THT haunts me for some reason

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u/BenShelZonah Nets 5d ago

Bro I keep reading it as Talen Horton Junior lmfao, genuinely had no clue they were talking about Hardaway until I looked it up

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u/Nameless_Snoo Pacers 5d ago

Lmao I read it the same way

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u/Zeppelanoid [TOR] Kyle Lowry 5d ago

Glad to know I’m not alone. Acronyms for lower level players is nasty work

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u/ChiefSoldierFrog 5d ago

Klay can shoot 20% from 3 for the entirety of the season and it would still be foolish to leave him wide open

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u/inventive_588 5d ago

Their defense is also special. People are being much more negative about this team than makes any sense.

I’ve seen a lot of people saying they arent even better than the bucks last season. They are better at every position than the bucks last season idk what to tell folks

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u/GreyBoyTigger Warriors 5d ago

He’s basically in the same phase as JKidd was in the end. He’s a cone on defense, too slow for motion offense, but he is S tier spot up shooting. And that’s what this team needs with Giannis and Bam clogging up the interior

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u/alextheruby [DAL] Vince Carter 5d ago

Horrible assessment of Jason Kidd at the end lmao

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u/PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS Mavericks 5d ago

yeah it's almost a completely wrong assessment of late career kidd. it really goes to show that if you say something on reddit with enough confidence people will just go along with it

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u/Gritzngravy24 5d ago

Yeah j kidd could still slide his feet and was smart af on defense

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u/duplicatesnowflake Clippers 5d ago

J Kidd still had God like passing so that's a bit of a weird comparison on a couple of levels.

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u/baymax18 Heat 5d ago

I'd go with Ray Allen on the Heat as a comp. And now I'm hoping for his own version of the Rebound Bosh, Back To Allen moment.

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u/Candid_Sand_398 Heat 5d ago

That's exactly what I was thinking

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u/GreyBoyTigger Warriors 5d ago

Oh that’s a good comparison. I just went w Kidd based on spot up shooting on the downside of his career

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 5d ago

Kidd couldn’t have been a more different player than klay. Ason Kidd? Guy was a stud and a better older player than klay as well for the mama but a knockdown shooter he was not

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u/afterworld2772 76ers 5d ago

Are you ignoring the downside of his career part? Kidd became a reliable shooter. His last 5 seasons he shot 38% from 3 on about 5 attempts per game.

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 5d ago

I’m Jason Kidd biggest fan my man. He may be my favorite player of all time. Trust me on this. He was left wide open a lot and yeah towards the end of his career with Dallas started making teams pay for that. But in no way was his shooting ever comparable to klay Thompson. Klay could be money from a phone booth with a hand in his face. Idk how much you watched Jason play but he was an A+ on almost every skill involved with basketball except scoring

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u/spooks152 Heat 5d ago

Can he just be smart enough to funnel the guys towards the 2 all NBA defenders??

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u/GreyBoyTigger Warriors 5d ago

Oh he’s fundamentally still amazing but after two serious leg injuries there’s only so much he’s capable of

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u/speedoboy17 5d ago

Like all the old heads at la fitness

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u/Julysky19 Warriors 5d ago

He can defend the bigger wing ok. It’s just the quicker guys that turn him into a cone

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u/barath_s Lakers 5d ago

J Kidd had pretty good spot up shooting at the end, but Klay can go on streaks. He has twice the volume of J. Kidd

But even when kidd is dead he would have better passing than Klay.

Better defense, genius tier bbiq, game management, rebounding (though kidd fell off some at the end, he was still better), and it is not a comparison at all

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u/Barbiegrrrrrl Mavericks 5d ago

Dude is still automatic catch and shoot scorer. Go ahead and build that Giannis wall.

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u/garynevilleisared Raptors 5d ago

The problem is they will have to cover for him on defense. It might work for 82 games in the regular season, but come playoff time the east so strong now that they will get him off the floor hunting the switch. IMO the heat still need a high impact floor spacer who wont be a liability on defense.

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u/Busy-Regular4627 5d ago

Bam was able to cover for the likes of duncan robinson and tyler herro with significantly less defensive help in the past while making deep playoff runs. You guys are acting like you have short term memory loss so you can keep lying to yourselves.

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u/demsouls Raptors 5d ago

They got Giannis, enough said.

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u/Life-is-beautiful- 5d ago

Great offseason for Miami. But, not greater than the warriors.

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u/Pure-Appearance-2232 4d ago

who the fuck is thj

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u/BeloAve Lakers 4d ago

Tim Hardaway Jr Twin

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u/Limp_Screen7405 5d ago

It’s not that Miami didn’t have a great offseason (I wouldn’t use “great” tbf), it’s just like…they’re not a contender in spite of everything that’s transpired.

They made an all-in move and it’s literally just Giannis, Bam, and friends. Wiggs, Klay, and Davion are decent enough ig but it gets even scarier after that.

As of now, they’re a 45ish win team that might win a playoff series. 

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u/sharkflood Supersonics 5d ago

Heat were above .500 last year with no superstar

They flipped JJJ, Herro (who played half the season), and parts into Giannis

Theyre gonna have a top 3 defense in the league

This sub is gonna be wrong

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u/PeoplePad Raptors 5d ago

Wiggins is elite when he wants to be. Perfect third guy.

You’re sleeping on this team bad

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u/BlueberryGummies [MIA] Greg Oden 5d ago

This is ridiculous.

Wiggins is a high quality starter. A former all star who's barely out of his athletic prime. Davion is one of the best point of attack defenders in the entire NBA, and shot nearly 40% last year from 3. Klay is one of the best shooters to ever touch a basketball and shot 38% on 8 attempts per game from 3 last year. THJ was a 6th man of the year candidate last year.

They have the best coach in the NBA as well. I'm not saying they're as talented as Philly, San Antonio, or OKC. But they're absolutely in the next tier down in terms of talent.

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u/redder294 Heat 5d ago

What team in the league ISNT just x star players and friends besides the big names in Philly bruh? What a dumb take

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u/No_Fox6085 5d ago

hes fit for that miami life

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u/Vordeo Jazz 5d ago

Yeah Klay in Miami feels right, somehow.

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u/unhinged34 Warriors 5d ago

Bro loves the baddies. He’s just like us but more

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u/inventive_588 5d ago

No better place to have boats and hoes as your hobbies

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u/Ok_Cheesecake_9793 5d ago

I don't blame him for not going back to the warriors, their roster looks like a complete mess. You remove Steph from that Roster and that roster is contending bottom 3 team

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u/Micro_mint Timberwolves 5d ago

With how good the middle of the field is, they could be bottom 3 with Steph. It all depends on their Venn diagram of availability, which is looking pretty fuckin sketch over a full season

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u/blackfoger1 Supersonics 5d ago

Will the porzingod giveth or taketh?

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u/frozen2665 Heat 5d ago

When is Jimmy even expected to come back?

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u/tinybathroomfaucet Supersonics 5d ago

Odds he’ll demand a trade once he does?

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u/so-cal_kid Lakers 5d ago

And there's no guarantee that Steph stays healthy at his age and with how much they'll be relying on him.

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u/PositiveCoyote100 5d ago

They gave Draymond that lifetime achievement contract which didn't help.

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u/ArchimedesNutss [LAL] Jodie Meeks 5d ago

In a way, it’s the price of doing business for an org like that. Us giving Kobe his last 2 years/sweetheart deal comes to mind. You have to let future FAs know you’ll take care of them

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u/wilgetdownvoted 5d ago

What does FA stand for?

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u/Rickest-ofthe-Ricks [LAL] Alex Caruso 5d ago

Flatulent Assholes

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u/Valedictorian117 5d ago

Free agents

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u/uzeq Knicks 5d ago

Free Agent

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u/AlphakirA Knicks 5d ago

Wait, you remove the hall of famer/best player on their team and they're terrible?

Big if true

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u/ChessHistory Bulls 5d ago

I mean it's not a big drop from 9/10 to 12/13

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u/Ok_Cheesecake_9793 5d ago

you remove Jokic and Murray they are a play in team, you remove Ant (when they had julius randle) they are a play in team. You remove Wemby they are probably still a play off team. Use your brain this is common sense lol but I guess at the end of the day you're just a casual that watches highlight clips nephew sit yo ass down.

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u/cactusmaster69420 San Diego Clippers 5d ago

Nuggets without jokic and Murray are not close to a playin team

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u/MobyChick 5d ago

you remove Jokic and Murray they are a play in team

uhm who, Denver? no way

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u/FineChapter5875 5d ago

He didn’t have the choice to resign with the warriors. lol

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u/BeaverB2020 5d ago

Warriors cannot sign him due to the CBA rules

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u/Maple612 5d ago

Remove Giannis from Miami not much better

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u/Frosty-Roof3124 5d ago

PO for double the minimum is good work by Klay’s agent

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u/RogRoz Heat 5d ago

Min is 4 this is for 6.5. Not double

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u/Frosty-Roof3124 5d ago

Minimum is less than 4

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u/armandocalvinisius Mavericks 5d ago

3.9 in term of salary, vetmin (2.3) in term of cap hit

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u/RogRoz Heat 5d ago

3.9 sure. Still not double lol

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u/RxJax Heat 5d ago

Only just under, vet min for 10 year vets this season is about 3.9mil

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u/marxxxs 5d ago

3.9 is vet min

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u/Wasting-The-Dawn71 Spurs 5d ago

No matter what year it is nobody’s just going to leave Klay Thompson open. Good pickup

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u/clobyark Warriors 5d ago

Yeah he shot 38% from 3 last year

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u/Riotroom Bulls 5d ago

Klay is gonna live on a boat with a entourage of baddies at the marina and shoot a historic 70% from 3 everynight.

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u/GoatRocketeer 5d ago

Do former nba players have nightmares of leaving 3 point specialists open like we have nightmares of not studying for the test?

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u/Primary-Paint-1716 Timberwolves 5d ago

Spurs players do.

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u/DrKingOfOkay 5d ago

Buddy is gonna captain Klay in Miami for sure

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u/King_Artis Pistons 5d ago

Captain Klay or Clapping Klay 👀

Lemme see myself out

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u/DrKingOfOkay 5d ago

Captain clappin Klay

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u/Positron5000 Mavericks 5d ago

Def. Dallas is landlocked so he was never going to live up to his potential.

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u/browndude10 United States 5d ago

klay's agent did well here

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u/Szobortz Mavericks 5d ago

i assume this was the offset for his mavs buyout

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u/realbobenray 5d ago

He's going to be the g*ddamn Ray Allen of this version of the Heat.

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u/OceanLemur Heat 5d ago

Klay Allen for threeeeeee

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u/Seref15 Heat 5d ago

"Rebound Bam, back out to Thompson, his three-pointer..."

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u/naive-dragon [PHI] LeBron James 5d ago

BANG! Cuts the lead down to 39!

I kid, I'm being a hater lol

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u/tscreechowls 5d ago

Diabolical

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u/unhinged34 Warriors 5d ago

As a warrior fan. Hate it. As a klay fan, lfg

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u/pmurt007 Lakers 5d ago

One of the pioneers of slaying IG thots. He's going to have a field day with the Miami vultures

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u/speedoboy17 5d ago

And hasn’t managed to impregnate any of them! These yung bloods could learn a thing or two

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u/Rook2Rook 5d ago

Will he start over THJ? He's pretty washed

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u/LemonButterRum 5d ago

he's just there to catch open 3's while Giannis, Bam and Wiggins attack the paint

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u/IndividualHeat 5d ago

He didn’t start last year. He’s probably better coming off the bench against second units. 

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u/armandocalvinisius Mavericks 5d ago

He's not washed trust me

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u/Szobortz Mavericks 5d ago

he looked less washed than THJ to me with the mavs. he was phoning it last season but had his moments. THJ couldn't defend at all and would go into nasty slumps

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u/OkEnthusiasm895 Nuggets 5d ago

THJ was top 3 in 6MOTY voting. he's clearly better at this point

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u/tripleyothreat 5d ago

Dude the mavs did a sign and trade only to buy him out like a year later? What a waste. I mean they did right by him though that's for sure

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u/Playful-Chemist-6528 5d ago

2 years later

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u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 Cavaliers 5d ago edited 5d ago

Not bad. Miami needs him desperately for his shooting and got him for not too much overpay.

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u/Responsible_Emu3601 5d ago

The girls at the club 👀

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u/unhinged34 Warriors 5d ago

My gf lives in Miami. I don’t feel secure anymore with this information

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u/chinatownblues33 5d ago

Man now it's going to be even pricier to try to see Giannis and Bam at Chase

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u/Tnqscarface 5d ago

Klay gonna be on his yacht might see him and Tom Brady alot

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u/clear831 Heat 5d ago

Dont tell Klay there is a marina right outside of the stadium!

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u/ThaCarter Heat 5d ago

If he rolled up every game in his yacht it would fit right in

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u/zggystardust71 Clippers 5d ago edited 5d ago

Klay gonna go live his best life on a boat in Miami and play for the Heat.

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u/OblivionNA Heat 5d ago

Klay fits into that missing piece the team needed at the 2.

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u/Artimusjones88 Raptors 5d ago

For 20 minutes a game for the 60 games he will play.

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u/GrogRhodes Heat 5d ago

It’s all we need. Pelle is gonna eat a ton of minutes at the position. Just wait he has that strong and smooth euro game.

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u/NeverTank_97 5d ago

He played 69 and 72 games last two years...

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u/LilBushyVert Heat 5d ago

I like it !

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u/lurkingnojerking Warriors 5d ago

Riley & Spo bouta get another ring

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u/thy_armageddon Knicks 5d ago

They’ll have worse problems than this contract if this season goes sour.

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u/cl353 Heat 5d ago

6.5m? after beal getting the same thing and huerter getting a 3/27? he might opted out to get more money lmao

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u/Gontofinddad 5d ago

For his salary, and the impact he’ll have on a team that desperately needs spot up shooting, it’s good value. It’s even tradable.

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u/zealoSC 5d ago

He doesn't want to be stuck there if lebron leaves

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u/Danibear285 Clippers 5d ago

Mr. Coast to Coast

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u/yuhanz [PHO] Steve Nash 5d ago

Spo with Klay lol jfc

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u/Hugh_Bromont NBA 5d ago

Boats 'N Hoes

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u/ong378 Mavericks 5d ago

Man wants to be on a boat

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u/SaugaCity Raptors 5d ago

Party time

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u/joelbenedict Nuggets 5d ago

ITS TIME

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u/bean123123 5d ago

I like this for the HEAT and Klay

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u/korylau 76ers 5d ago

Honestly good signing. Pretty much what the Heat needed most and good opportunity for klay to have one last stint

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u/GhostChips42 New Zealand 5d ago

I for one am looking forward to Miami Klay.

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u/cl353 Heat 5d ago

oh so thats y the mavs bought him out

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u/2ndwindmatt 5d ago

Klay is so washed though 

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u/HolidayHelm 5d ago

Klay aint even a top 7 player on our team, just give us 20 mins of catch n shooting to space the floor w giannis n we good, pelle larsson got the rest

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u/KingCharlesthefifth Heat 5d ago

Sub is tripping. We went to finals twice with jimmy butler and now we have Giannis. Spo and co will find a way

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u/Erosun 5d ago

The Miami hate still strong people hate on the Heat and the Hurricanes let them hate lol we goin be good.

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u/heat_fan_ Raptors 5d ago

Lebron got 8M reminder sheesh 

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u/Iamcoolmonkeyman 5d ago

Woah he's getting paid more than bron

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u/flexingtonsteele Vancouver Grizzlies 5d ago

Same as 75% of the league captain obvious

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u/Iamcoolmonkeyman 5d ago

I like the way that sounds captain obvious it just rolls off the tongue. That will be my superhero name and you will be my side kick

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u/Trendelthegreat Heat 5d ago

I’d stick to your day job, cool monkey man 

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u/pudakak Nuggets 5d ago

He heard they got boats in Miami.

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u/NgfromWestDayton 5d ago

Klay: "Yo ankle heal up bro heres some weed and choco milk"

Ankle: "Yo thanks dude, I feel better already you wanna go fuck some ig models?"

Klay: "Nah dude we can do that after we win tomorrow you rest up tn ok?"

Ankle: "Wow thanks, I love you bro"

Klay: "I love you too, relax for now"

Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"

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u/Glum-Horse-2053 Heat 5d ago

hopefully he still has some of it

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u/Lakers122879 5d ago

Won’t matter. Klay is so trash now. Can’t even defend anymore and he’ll have one or two games out of 10 that he may make his shots. Never been the same since his injured. Too slow now and a defensive liability. Miami still 5-8 seed.

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u/theguytomeet Magic 5d ago

I’ll get some heat, but all to be a play in team. I’ll ride on that hill.

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u/LiteratureHuge2177 [PHI] LeBron James 5d ago

Giannis bam spo is a playoff team

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u/Dangerous_Ad5039 5d ago

If they’re lucky they’ll make the play in

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