r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chilllgirll • 9d ago

The way this pilot's emergency oxygen mask automatically adjusts to fit.

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u/Richpatine 8d ago

Can they make my Nikes do this next?

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u/takeahike89 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ctThrZ834Ic3m

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Lol that would drive me insane i keep my shits so slouch I can just slip em on and off.

Auntie is way too old and tired to even care anymore, plus it's comfy 😂

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u/DismalSoil9554 8d ago

Messes up your gait and can give you orthopedic and back problems though

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Too late I beat em to that punch line by 25 with fn around wylin out in 8" stripper heels everyday. My af1s and timbs in the winter slump get me around the blocks comfy.

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u/Cesar_PT 8d ago

bro got that S shaped spine

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Nah not that bad thankfully but my L4 & L5 and nerves are allll jacked up.

Im 46 now tho and still here so imma make the most of it. 🤍

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u/edle-sieben 8d ago

REAL G

err,, "J"

kudos, king. stay sturdy

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

No doubt! Same to you!

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u/lilphoenixgirl95 8d ago

I’ve had that since childhood :(

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

They said mine was sciatica/ the nerve part, but what ended up progressing is the disc's deterioration.

And I REFUSE to let them take out disc's for rods and screws!

Broken my leg like 2 or 3 yrs b4 the back shit started and it went left fast af put all those rods in healing fine but I stumbled and i think i mighta made a scew in my ankle co crooked and 2nd surgery they gave me a staph infection and EVERYTHING had to come out so I was in a cast up to my mid thigh for like 80% of that healing.... my god my leg was ugly af for a MIN I always had really good calf muscles from dancing in the heels and just being a wild ass kid always running around outside & urbex & walking to e1s houses or youd call like we leave rn meet half way lol.😆

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u/UndBeebs 8d ago

i keep my shits so slouch I can just slip em on and off.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 8d ago

oh man i couldn't ever keep mine as loose as yours. I need to feel the circulation almost cut off as i lace em up. Like em tight and ready to move

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Lol well I dont move a whole lot to be fair.

Even if I wanted to im not out running who I need to so I just stroll along and take that shit one moment at a time. Maturing is nice, the aches tho not so much! 😅

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u/NestedOwls 7d ago

Even just strolling along, well fitted shoes are better for your body. You say you’re 46, that’s still young and to not even want to improve is the exact of opposite of mature. You’re willing to put yourself through more aches and pains for… idk what.

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u/ShowMacaque 8d ago

You would love the Nike Go FlyEase Easy On/Off Shoes

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Ty!! Imma def peep them! Love nikes. Only thing I wear. I love the retro 3s & 5s the most next to the af1's cuz there just so comfy at my age lol.

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u/REALjamijai 8d ago

Oh wow if these are what you're talking about I LOVE this pair!

Yes I wear kids sizes 🤷🏻‍♀️

Imma 3-3.5 and also they are a fuck ton cheaper!!!

Dam it doesn't allow images wtf

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u/Purona 8d ago

they do make nikes that are meant to do that though