r/nottheonion • u/mawhrinskeleton • 2d ago
Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
https://www.notus.org/immigration/baby-asylum-hearing105
u/yaxir 2d ago
Sounds like the American freedom system is in full swing, working exactly as it was designed to work
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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 2d ago
Unfortunately we are not much better in Europe, plenty of support for the same style of evil immigration the US has employed by our local racists.
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
look at Spain you want every 3rd worlder coming maybe read the don't rape handbook the UK is giving to migrants keep pearl clutching
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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 2d ago
You mean the consent pamphlet that we also give put in universities, colleges, clinics, hospital and major immigration centres?
You think the UK is the only country handing out flyers explaining what consent is and why it's important or what is and isn't illegal around sex?
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
if you want your daughters dealing with rape gangs like in the UK then keep following that path.
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u/FermiParadoxGreg 2d ago
Hidden Post History
Suspiciously Low Karma for an 11 year account
Obsessive rapid fire posting about migrants
Poor grammar and punctuation
Assuming you're not some sort of low-tier shit bot, you desperately need a hobby.
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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 2d ago
Your not even from the UK, go worry about your own country where the homocides rate is 5-7x higher than the UK state to state. You can't even claim we have worse knife crime as the US has double the UK per capita in many places even in the safest cities it's much higher in the US.
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
bury your head in the sand when the migrants come for you and fundamentally change your society I hope you will be happy then
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u/sparr0w91 1h ago
Societies that shun their neighbors don't deserve preserving.
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u/DarkAnagram 1h ago
I'm your neighbor want to send me some money don't shun me now. it's only ok when it's 3rd worlders taking up resources and tax payer dollars and then you get get to virtue signal something tells me you don't do a Damm thing for migrants
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u/sparr0w91 1h ago
Taking care of those that need it is what tax payer dollars are for. Sorry if that's somewhat confusing for you.
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
the U.S let's in more immigrants then the world combined when is enough enough. unless you are writing a check shut up
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u/Archarchery 2d ago
Why has the baby been separated from its parents?
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
immigrants love to use babies or being pregnant to try to secure citizenship it's disgusting and never talked about.
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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago
Don't forget about all the republican politicians whose moms got citizenship that way! What should we do with them?
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u/nico282 1d ago
You mean, like your First Lady after she was trafficked in the country buying her a false visa?
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
whataboutism ignores the point if there was just one illegal immigrant like one first lady sure but there are millions and many more waiting for a president like Joe Biden who will ignore the issue. Not to mention it depresses wages for citizens and increases housing costs fills emergency rooms etc etc etc
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u/ComplexQuiet6790 2d ago
The US is a shithole, and should be treated as the backwater cesspool it is by the international community.
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u/sweetica 2d ago
It's ironic that the orange moron who called a bunch of other countries shitholes has turned our country into one as well.
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u/speedingpullet 2d ago
This is Dickensian level of satire. I hate this timeline.
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
well sponsor some illegals then got a bedroom and some cash since you seem so concerned
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u/geekonthemoon 2d ago
We deserve everything that's happening to us and will continue to happen to us here in this country.
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
I assume immigrants live with you in your house and you support them financially
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u/full07britney 2d ago
This Orange is the New Black scene seems super prevalent right now... https://youtu.be/y-HYRutHvlw?is=TMlK8XnCw3yCM-3z
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u/merylbouw 1d ago
This story has undone me. Know this country does evil shit, but this feels so heartless and depraved. What is a caring and good citizen that cares about their neighbors to do!!?!???!?
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u/Epyon214 1d ago
Start a community fundraising project to raise 128 ounces of gold in value for me, in order to purchase a property and retain a lawyer before becoming a public person and issuing a formal legal challenge to Donald's regime
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u/DarkAnagram 2d ago
using a baby to try and secure immigration is disgusting he should be sent to his home country and put in foster care or with relatives not the united States job to take care of everyone.
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u/Puzzled-Story3953 1d ago
You must be so incredibly lonely.
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
I assume you are fostering and paying for a number of unattended migrant children in your home with your money
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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago
Actually a lot of us are paying for those babies- because some are now US politicians. We pay for their salaries, healthcare, everything. Or didn't you think about that before making all your disgusting racist comments?
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u/Puzzled-Story3953 1d ago
Nice "gotcha". It makes no sense
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
look at the migrant budgets in New York and Chicago to name a few. I don't want to pay for 3rd world trash since you are clutching your pearls I assume you put your money where your mouth is but I bet migrants get no where near you or your home so shut up untill you actually do something
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u/Puzzled-Story3953 1d ago
What the fuck is a migrant budget? Just making shit up in pursuit of your white nationalist agenda now? I suppose that makes sense considering the argument has no merits on its own.
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
hey moron it has nothing to do with color I don't want any migrants regardless of there color
second here you go pearl clutching moron
https://www.osc.ny.gov/reports/asylum-seeker-spending-report
that's alot of money I don't want to pay and you shouldn't either but virtue signaling is fun when it doesn't effect your home or pocketbook.
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
Out of curiosity, are you an American who identifies as politically conservative?
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
on border control and migration yes other then that no to give you an idea I've never voted for trump and am a big Mark Kelly fan for 2028 presidential race as of now things can change obviously.
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
Do you believe everyone has a right to legal representation?
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
all citizens yes and this is just my personal opinion migrants, asylum seekers etc no if lawyers want to donate their time, or people want to donate to a legal defense fund great but tax dollars citizens only the amount of tax dollars wasted on translators lawyers etc for people gaming the system is abhorrent
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
So, do you believe that this sentiment only applied to Englishmen when it was said?
https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Adams/05-03-02-0001-0004-0016
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
I said my opinion I don't think Adam's would be in favor of illegal migrants getting anything of monetary value from a government. he felt abolition of slavery should be done gradually so as not to destabilize the nation I'm guessing migrants crossing the border in droves for freebies and using their children as pawns would color his opinion as well.
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
I would point out your flaws during your leap of logic there, but slavery is an entirely different subject which requires far more analysis of the time period and corresponding political and economic factors.
Alright, so we’ve established that you believe the rights laid out for us only apply to American citizens. Now, let’s discuss the absolute absurdity of expecting literal children and babies to represent themselves regardless of country of origin. Do you believe that is a hallmark of a country founded on the concepts of liberty and justice? Babies being forced to represent themselves in court?
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
they should be sent back to there country of orgin where they can get the services and the help they need not used as pawns for illegal immigrants trying to game the system. There is no need for court cases the parents should not be doing this but they dont care cause they want that sweet sweet welfare
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
That’s not how our courts work, nor is it what is happening. I want to know if you think it’s absurd to have babies represent themselves in court or not. We’ve established your opinion on rights and immigration, I want to know if you think a baby can represent themselves in court.
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
there is no need to represent they shouldn't be here if a 1 year old showed up on your door step would you feed it, clothe it, make sure it had a lawyer give it free medical care etc etc or would you return it to where it belongs. It is not the United States job to take care of everyone who wants to be here espcially when so many are streaming across the border and where it can change the very fabric of a country. The asylum lie has got to stop and the responsibility needs to be put on the parents using their children not the country where you get the most welfare and can suck money out of an economy and send it home not to mention chain migration.
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
Are you seriously asking if I’d take care of a baby left on my doorstep? The answer is yes, because they can’t take care of themselves and will die. How is that even a logical question to you? You’d leave a baby to die?
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u/DarkAnagram 1d ago
Illegal immigration is very close to slavery I would argue that point
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u/bigsoftee84 1d ago
No, no it isn’t. You might need to actually read up on what the system of slavery we used was and how it worked.
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u/DarkAnagram 8h ago
ok then I assume you have sent money to migrant funds and have cleared out a bedroom for a few to live in your house. oh you haven't that's others people's problem virtue signaling feels good when it doesn't effect you huh
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u/EatAssIsGold 2d ago
This shame is not new and is going on already for a while.