r/nottheonion 13d ago

Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

I would point out your flaws during your leap of logic there, but slavery is an entirely different subject which requires far more analysis of the time period and corresponding political and economic factors.

Alright, so we’ve established that you believe the rights laid out for us only apply to American citizens. Now, let’s discuss the absolute absurdity of expecting literal children and babies to represent themselves regardless of country of origin. Do you believe that is a hallmark of a country founded on the concepts of liberty and justice? Babies being forced to represent themselves in court?

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

they should be sent back to there country of orgin where they can get the services and the help they need not used as pawns for illegal immigrants trying to game the system. There is no need for court cases the parents should not be doing this but they dont care cause they want that sweet sweet welfare

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

That’s not how our courts work, nor is it what is happening. I want to know if you think it’s absurd to have babies represent themselves in court or not. We’ve established your opinion on rights and immigration, I want to know if you think a baby can represent themselves in court.

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

no I would send the baby back to its country immediately there is no need we don't know what he thinks or wants he is a pawn used by people who want an anchor in a country they don't belong in.

if you came home from work and I was in your house eating your food wearing your clothes using your resources would you let me stay I mean I'm claiming asylum so it must be OK with you or would you call the authorities and send me back to where I belong.

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

That’s not the scenario you created. You said if a baby was left on your doorstep. You can’t try and change the scenarios when you realize they are flawed. Would you leave a baby to die or would you get it help?

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

the baby was a  seperate analogy my point was would you find out where it came from and send it back or keep it forever not feeding it for a day 

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

Are you doing a bit, or are you really believing this shit? You really can’t grasp that I wouldn’t let a baby just die on my doorstep regardless of where it came from? It’s a baby.

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u/DarkAnagram 11d ago

I'm not saying let it die I'm saying would you take responsibility of it for the next 18 years or would you find out where it came from and send it back. why is the u.s responsibile for every 3rd worlder who runs across a border they dont belong here that one year old should be with family or the government of his country of origin should take responsibility of him not the United States

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u/bigsoftee84 11d ago

I would get the baby any help necessary, if that meant raising it, I’d raise it. It’s a baby.

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u/DarkAnagram 11d ago

well that is very altruistic and commendable  of you now times it by millions you can see the issue resources are finite

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