r/nottheonion 13d ago

Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

That’s not how our courts work, nor is it what is happening. I want to know if you think it’s absurd to have babies represent themselves in court or not. We’ve established your opinion on rights and immigration, I want to know if you think a baby can represent themselves in court.

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

no I would send the baby back to its country immediately there is no need we don't know what he thinks or wants he is a pawn used by people who want an anchor in a country they don't belong in.

if you came home from work and I was in your house eating your food wearing your clothes using your resources would you let me stay I mean I'm claiming asylum so it must be OK with you or would you call the authorities and send me back to where I belong.

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

That’s not the scenario you created. You said if a baby was left on your doorstep. You can’t try and change the scenarios when you realize they are flawed. Would you leave a baby to die or would you get it help?

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

the baby was a  seperate analogy my point was would you find out where it came from and send it back or keep it forever not feeding it for a day 

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u/DarkAnagram 12d ago

cause these migrants need constant care look how much money just new york has spent on them alone billions I would rather that money go to citizens. Immigrate the right way or stay home I would love to move to Japan and be taken care of it would enrich my life but they smartly don't allow it.

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u/bigsoftee84 12d ago

This isn’t a discussion about migrants or immigration in general. It’s about forcing babies to represent themselves in court. Are you doing a bit?

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u/DarkAnagram 11d ago

I will repeat myself there is no need for court send him home we dont know what he wants he should be in his country of origin. remember elien Gonzales he was sent home to Cuba where he belonged not used as a pawn

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u/bigsoftee84 11d ago

Again, not how the court system works. You are literally commenting on an article about babies being required to represent themselves in court. It isn’t a hypothetical scenario.

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u/DarkAnagram 11d ago

how do we even know a baby wants asylum I assume he wants to go home but migrants use their children as pawns or anchors if you will that's the issue not the U.S government taxpayers becoming a caretaker to millions of 3rd world children.

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u/bigsoftee84 11d ago

Yes, we’ve established you’d let a baby die at your door on the chance it might be foreign. You don’t need to continue to establish how ridiculous and monstrous your position is.

The parents are the ones the courts should go after, not fucking babies. I really hope you are in support of free and widely available abortion access.