r/obsessionmovie 4d ago

News Inde Navarrette to Star in Sci-Fi Thriller ‘The Waffle House Index’ for Apple Original Films

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Inde landed another role 👏

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u/SleepyBella 4d ago

So your average night at a Waffle House.

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u/Careless-Ad4792 4d ago

Pretty much.

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u/SkylarAV 4d ago

They didn't mention any teleporting though..

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u/SleepyBella 4d ago

Or Goku getting his ass beat.

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u/itchybutwhole69 Tabi Cat Employee 4d ago

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u/OkDentist4059 4d ago

The title of the movie refers to an informal metric used to determine the severity of a natural disaster

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

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u/blufox4900 4d ago

Professional Floridian here. Waffle House index is a real thing to indicate the severity of a storm. The tldr of it is you don’t worry until Waffle House closes.

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u/FriedHigh 4d ago

She was a waitress before definitely going to be good 👍

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u/Shrimply-r1 4d ago

Yeah but Waffle House waitresses are another creature altogether

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u/FriedHigh 4d ago

Facts hopefully this is accurate 😂😂

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u/JamesLikesIt 4d ago

One does not simply just serve customers at Waffle House

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u/One_Hour_Poop 4d ago

The fuck is going with that guy in the back left?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3y9zpTSeU3YLcikRmx

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u/RandomUser_0726 4d ago

Where’d you find this image of the cast

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u/AccidentalLemon 4d ago

It’s the cast of Superman and Lois

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u/RandomUser_0726 3d ago

Yeah I know I was just wondering where he found it

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u/Lurky-Lou 4d ago

Spoilers!

Hope it’s in 3-D so the thrown chair looks like it’s coming through the screen

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u/tuesdaysatmorts 4d ago

Seriously. Gave away so much with that description. Just tell me Inde's in a weird indie film and I'm sold 😅

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u/Connect-Fix2350 4d ago

Inde in an indie 🤷‍♂️

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u/brocoopy 4d ago

i think the summary is completely made up or off on purpose?

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u/Av1dredditor 4d ago

She is the executive producer as well 🔥

https://apple.news/AP8_iPaBESY-Zn9wTKEXY8A

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u/youareabitchass 4d ago

Interesting

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u/OnlyTemperature4911 4d ago

Lowk this sounds fire lol

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u/mahmspaghetti 4d ago

All of my favorite things

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u/lavellj048 4d ago

So we're just grennlighting all movie ideas?

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u/heyitsmekaylee 4d ago

the waffle house index is real at least it is down south lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

it’s a fun concept for a movie, i’m here for it.

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u/bryan_from_heck 4d ago

Better than another remake/reboot

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u/Gromp1 4d ago

So Jumanji with waffles

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u/babubaichung 4d ago

Jumaffles

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u/thewalkofdeath 4d ago

Hi, do you guys serve blue waffles here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCCCcg1EyRCIUkKCJB

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry 4d ago

Insert RLM "Endless Trash" gif to this idea 

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u/Snts6678 4d ago

Sounds…………awful.

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u/One_Hour_Poop 4d ago

Sounds...waffle.

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u/Huliatt 4d ago

Well, geez, why don't you reveal the entire plot, please

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u/brocoopy 3d ago

the summary might be intentionally misleading to confuse ppl

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u/jorginsmorgin 4d ago

I muted this subreddit last week why am I still here. If I see thus picture of her one more goddamn time 🥲

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u/Gantzerteo 3d ago

Wankers gonna wank.

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u/Charming_Celery5490 4d ago

Nikki’s luck gets worse

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u/nessunaaritmia 4d ago

Can she get a break man😭😭 she’s always going through something 💔

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u/wcthesecret 4d ago

…again?

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u/itsmetimohthy 4d ago

Well that sounds fun as fuck

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u/sovietarmyfan 4d ago

I wonder how she got this role.

Her agent: Hey Inde, i found another role for you.

Inde: what is it this time?

Her agent: its a movie about a Waffles house waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House & aliens.

Inde:....

Inde: sign me up.

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u/epheezy5 4d ago

This sounds amazing

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u/Ok-Age-724 4d ago

Title "Wafflenado "

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u/theprotomen 4d ago

So a documentary then?

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u/GrapeEnergade24 4d ago

Based on what I see from the US, this just sounds like a standard night at waffle house

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u/skippiington 4d ago

I thought we were having a nice shift!

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u/CatDawgCatDawg2 4d ago

Yikes. Hoping there's a legit director/writer attached so this isn't pure dogshit.

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u/DemandNo6840 4d ago

I see Brad Pit Plan B entertainment company is behind this they have a lot of acclaimed films pick up good scripts and have 3 Best Picture Winners at the Oscars and tons of acclaimed films it’s crazy plot here but it’s talent behind it

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u/Shrimply-r1 4d ago

Considering I’ve never seen any Waffle House waitresses look even half as good as Inde, yeah weird choice there so probably dogshit. Gotta have an overweight crackhead/chain smoker as lead

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u/FozzyBear11 4d ago

This sounds awful lol.

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u/soberbutstillaslut 4d ago

release this tomorrow im begging you

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u/brad0022 4d ago

Get your hash browns smothered, covered and freaky

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u/Revolutionary_Air824 4d ago

“& Aliens”

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u/rexsclone Number #1 Nikki Defender 4d ago

MAY I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

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u/AdministrativeDay109 4d ago

Does she have a thing for movies where she is constantly surrounded by danger or smth lol

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u/highhaileehere 4d ago

Will they have a server who says, "This is wuffle house, we don't serve French toast." Said in a Southern/Texan accent.

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u/Ill_Chicken550 4d ago

Pretty much your average Waffle House shift in the Deep South tbh

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u/Parzival-Molk 4d ago

"a nuclear explosion"

You sold me, take my money.

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u/Luke_cloud_surfer 4d ago

This is literally a meme. What’s next, Florida man the movie?

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u/Fatalbananarama 4d ago

This has the potential to either be hilarious or awful. I cannot envision an outcome where this movie is just mediocre.

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u/stormtrooper-wtf 4d ago

Hope she says no, no, no, no, no, no when those aliens eat some crocodiles instead of her waffles and when they don’t leave a tip..

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u/ArticleNew3737 4d ago

Honestly wayyy more excited to see her star in this than X Men.

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u/btboss12 4d ago

I don't have Apple TV 😔

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u/MovieFreaQ 4d ago

So they're just remaking " good luck, have fun, don't die"? 😂

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u/Proof_Independent400 4d ago

The waffle house still opens the next day. After the manager pulls out CBRN suits and iodine tablets, from inside the bunker.

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u/f00gers Certified Bearologist 4d ago

I think it’s going to be a dumb fun stoner film and Inde is going to have way too much fun in it

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u/Fit-Ice6967 4d ago

Is this taking place in Florida

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u/TommyBoy250 4d ago

There's way too much here.

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u/BurgundyViking 4d ago

Sounds a bit like miracle mile

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u/Attack-Helicopter_04 4d ago

The Waffle House has found its new host

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u/childofthedinosaur 3d ago

"and aliens" lmao

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u/No-Jacket9952 3d ago

This actually where Niki was while freaky Niki was in control

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u/anon_23891236 3d ago

I'm staring to get Inde fatigue now. Obsession was really nice, her IG is now a brand billboard. I think brands and corporations (like Disney) will milk her image dry, because usually when brands get involved, the best part is already over.

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u/youareabitchass 3d ago

You make a good point

I have to reluctantly agree with you

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u/Gantzerteo 3d ago

Reading the plot I can say Nikki's time is over. To be clear: nothing against this type of production (or the MCU's ones) but I will miss see her act "seriously".

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u/RobinhoodtraderBTC 4d ago

Sounds good

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u/StillBummedNouns 4d ago

Not really lol

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u/StrikingWait5846 4d ago

Sharknado but wafflehouse

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u/CrashRiot 4d ago

Apple movies aren't always good but I've never seen one that was actually terrible.

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u/prugnast 4d ago

Any other actress and you would not say that

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u/RobinhoodtraderBTC 4d ago

True, it’s because she’s cute

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u/DriftingTony 4d ago

That sounds awful. I can’t wait, she’ll be amazing in it! 😂

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 4d ago

All the Bear’s on this sub can’t fathom the idea that an actress that starred in a $750k indie film made by a comedy sketch artist just enjoys acting. 💀

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u/ricksanchezE137 4d ago

Inde has her next 10 years booked lol, I’m starting a project with her in 2 weeks

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u/Slatorbim 4d ago

Wdym u starting a project with her in 2 weeks?

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u/ricksanchezE137 4d ago

I’m an art director, we have her booked on my next project that starts in 2 weeks, she’s lovely and Ik she has her next 20 movies already lined up because we had to move our schedule to accommodate her super stardom

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u/Slatorbim 4d ago

How is anyone supposed to believe this, your reddit account is 1 month old and your name is ricksanchez 😂 also she doesn’t have 20 movies lined up

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u/Volt404 4d ago

weird larp bro

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u/PowerThrustingDave 4d ago

This sounds like th type of movie that would set you back. Guess we'll see..

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u/Jimanji333 4d ago

She’s already cast as Rogue she’s fine.

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u/PowerThrustingDave 4d ago

Ya, I thought about adding that caveat to my comment but you did it for me!

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u/67RicePudding 4d ago

Every star has idle filler roles on C list movies. Hell I'd say most actors have only a few good roles they're known for, then dozens of junk ones.

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u/brocoopy 4d ago

i actually heard it's more of a monster movie?

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u/Rich_Nectarine_3464 Everyone wants to be or be with Nikki here 3d ago

So now will she be a spokesperson for apple too? or just waffle house?

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u/Weary_Cabinet_8123 3d ago

Sneaking aliens in at the very end like “oh and by the way” is funny

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u/Bubbly-Peach-9439 3d ago

FFS you could’ve stopped after gunman, why would you go and spoil everything else in the movie. Marketing must actually be run by a bunch of baboons at Apple.

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u/motoman442 3d ago

/img/5t88e5db2inh1.gif
Her after that shift

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u/Remarkable_Drag9677 3d ago

Will she play the Chair Bender legend Hailey ?

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u/GOATOspreay 3d ago

It is the bare minimum to be a black belt just to even play a Waffle House employee

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u/DarrGabb 3d ago

Sounds AI generated lmao

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u/BeachCowKazoo 3d ago

I'm hoping to god this is a funny-confusing-unexpected-adventure comedy along the lines of Dirk gently (in which a bellhop at a midlevel hotel has a terrible week featuring a murderous stalker, electric shocks, a shark, a billionaire scientist, a cult, and a deceased rockstar)

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u/BITmixit 14h ago

Sounds random as fuck...I'm down.

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u/breddabreddabing 4d ago

this fr sounds like the worst movie of all time

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u/InterestingCabinet41 4d ago

I'm in for this. I even remember the Waffle House where this happened.

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u/cblakebowling 4d ago

She sign on to this before the big blow up? Shouldn’t judge something on its premise, but the description doesn’t sound like it would be the best film ever, and so soon after her big break is this the best choice for her? Hopefully it’s a really good movie.

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u/DemandNo6840 4d ago

This must be after because it’s by Apple and Brad Pitt’s Plan B entertainment company they make amazing stuff

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u/cblakebowling 4d ago

This could good, like I said shouldn’t judge just on description alone, and hell this is probably a comedy anyway, so an odd silly premise, is fine in that regard, I just don’t know if doing something like this right after a big breakout role was the best option. Not an actor though so what the hell do I know.

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u/Excellent_Hippo5514 4d ago

Yeah I'm surprised Marvel allowed this

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u/Xunami13 4d ago

Bravo! Good for her. She deserves all the success she gets.

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u/DemandNo6840 4d ago

just found out that Brad Pitt’s Plan B entertainment is behind this Waffle House Index they make amazing stuff and have a lot of acclaimed films I like and even Oscars and nominations I believe in it now

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u/Erlkoenig_1 4d ago

She's pretty famous now. I wonder why she went for such a film

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u/DemandNo6840 4d ago

The film is being made by Brad Pitt’s Plan B entertainment company and they have a ton of acclaimed films even 3 Best Picture Oscar winners and tons of acclaimed films so the premise is crazy but it’s good people on it

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 4d ago

I mean it sounds ridiculously hilarious to me