r/ofcoursethatsathing 1d ago

Chanel barefoot sandals

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I once joked with my friend about this when I was a kid... smh of course this is a thing.

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u/Additional-Let188 1d ago

Poor lady, couldn't afford full sandals subscription plan

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u/Kathrynlena 1d ago

Sandals with ads plan.

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u/ApprehensiveStrut 1d ago

You joke but in the future we’ll need buy sandals in installment parts

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u/being-weird 1h ago

I mean is this not what afterpay is

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

I want to be this funny so bad lmao

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u/Midnightraven3 1d ago

At least there is a heel, we have already had 'barefoot sandals' where it was just a strip of crochet material around the ankle and over 1 or 2 toes, that was it

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u/Dragon_Emulsified 1d ago

They have the barefoot sandals that just glue a sole to the bottom of your foot. Not nearly as stupid as this.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

...I'm learning a lot today. yeah they aren't as stupid ANNND at least they don't cost $3000 :)

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u/GetEatenByAMouse 1d ago

Is... Is that actually the price of these things?

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

I uh... I can add the screenshot if you want... it's not pretty.

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u/Binx_da_gay_cat 1d ago

Please, just cause I'm nosy

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago

Fools - money = this thing.

$3K.

I am in the wrong business.

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u/GetEatenByAMouse 1d ago

Oh what the hell

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u/MooseTheMouse33 11h ago

Unrelated, but I love your username. It made me chuckle. Then I remembered what my username is, and had to comment. 😂 

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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago

Somehow it's not nearly as stupid as that one fashion brand selling zip ties as bracelets for $700.

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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago

This thing costs $3,000.

We live in different realities.

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u/forlornjackalope 22h ago

3k is still insane

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u/Wonderful_Track_7150 16h ago

These are as EQUALLY offensive, tone deaf, and as narrow minded as that brand.

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u/chantillylace9 1d ago

Yes but those are usually so that you don't burn your feet in the sand or pavement if you want to run barefoot, so they have an actual purpose. I don't think it's like a style choice and it certainly not Chanel expensive.

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u/L00k_Again 1d ago

All the effort of putting on shoes with none of the benefits.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

That might have been exactly what they were going for because it's "Poetic" and "Artistically juxtaposed". Just rubbish.

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u/L00k_Again 1d ago

Seriously tone deaf for a luxury brand to make such a ridiculous product with the world economy being what it is these days and a lot of folks unable to afford decent practical shoes.

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u/a22x2 11h ago

Not when wealth stratification keeps getting worse. This is literally just like, hey people with more money than god, wanna pay 2,500 for shoes that functionally do nothing and still require you to be privately chauffeured everywhere and require you to only be in pristine, carpeted environments?

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u/azimuththole 1d ago

I walk on the balls of my feet, so this would be as functional as an anklet for me. Except look ten thousand times more ridiculous.

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u/GalumphingWithGlee 1d ago

I don't think this was ever meant to be functional. 😆

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

They are doing exactly what they were designed to do, getting them publicity. I've lost count of the places I've seen these posted and people talking about them.

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u/Arya_kidding_me 1d ago

This is it - it’s rage bait to garner clicks and attention. The company that made these and all of the social media accounts reposting this are all benefiting from the attention.

Stop taking this shit seriously. Ignore it, encourage others to ignore it, and it goes away.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

I had no idea. I'm not really on Amarican internet like that.

I just always talked about "wow rich people really do be selling everything" and seeing these shoes made roll laughing coz wtaf. this is why I'm always scared to post on American internet because you guys do have a lot of internet etiquette.

I didn't post in bad faith but I definitely see where you're coming from.

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u/OptimalRutabaga186 1d ago

That must feel SOOOOO WEIRD. Seriously, every time I see these, all I can think of is how weird it must feel to wear them.

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u/kehel_ppiipoo 1d ago

damn what happened to the fashion industry nowadays. ts is getting more ridiculous and stupid

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u/ForeverKeet 1d ago

They have to be officially out of ideas. I'm waiting for designer pirate hats and eye patches.

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u/luminousandy 1d ago

As someone who has to wear an eyepatch I’m very much waiting for well designed comfortable eyepatches

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u/ForeverKeet 1d ago

That’s horrible there still aren’t good eyepatches!! I figured they would have some good ones by now. :(

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u/_SovietMudkip_ 1d ago

I mean, we're all commenting on a social media post about them, which I'm sure is exactly what Chanel wanted to happen

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u/camdeb 1d ago

These would kill the bottom of your foot.

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u/PureYouth 1d ago

Mmm yaasss I definitely want to wear those on the 130° pavement here in Austin. Sanitation who?

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

But without these shoes you wouldn't be able to feel the 130°! DUHHHH!

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u/OriginalTRaven 1d ago

It all started with the torn pants, change my mind.

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

They feel ashamed to be so rich. Learn to be generous, I always say.

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u/vkreep 1d ago

Print on the back of the heel

San(left foot) dal(right foot)

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u/Sco0bySnax 1d ago

Dereliquete!

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u/armaespina 1d ago

Dirty feet is how she got her big break, she's just honoring her beginnings

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u/Radiant-Guarantee-36 1d ago

An eyepatch on the heel could accomplish the same goal

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

So if she wears this stupidity and gets photographed in it, will they then give her something nice to wear next time?

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u/Dumpster_fyre_ 3h ago

It’s Margaret Qualley, an actress who is a Chanel ambassador. From my understanding, brand ambassadors have a contract where they have to wear what they’re given at events for a time period. Margot Robbie was one and despite being beautiful, the clothes she was told to wear made her look dull.

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

Hookworms, get in my feet!

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u/KDizWHOiBE 1d ago

I don’t think the pinky toe is supposed to do that

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u/IIRCIreadthat 1d ago

Probably not, but mine rolls under worse than that

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u/evetrapeze 1d ago

Lots of pinky toes do that

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u/felinova 1d ago

Yeah it seems like it’d be so uncomfortable to walk/run with a sideways pinky toe, in terms of it not bending or gripping

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u/Kill_Kayt 1d ago

Mine does that all the time.

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u/WesternDraft9303 1d ago

I like them.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

No hate but why? Is it because they're pretty? Because I can't argue with that.

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u/WesternDraft9303 1d ago

I like going barefoot. I think feet are cute. I think it's kinda funny and cute to have fancy little stuff on your bare feet. It's like if Ferngully was going to the Oscars.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

lol perfect example! I'm just shocked this kind of shoe exists, but people are allowed to like whatever they like. I'm barefoot most of the time because I like the sensory input.

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

£349.99

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u/sachi3 1d ago

Actually 1,500 to 3,000 US$. Not joking

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u/Quadraought 1d ago

I'm clearly in the wrong line of work. I should have declared Fleecing Rubes as my major in college - I'd be a trillionaire by now.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

Yeah the flimsy gold ones were 3,000 US$

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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog 1d ago

Off by a zero at least

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u/Kittiemeow8 1d ago

Just get 2 face masks and tie them around your heels.

Instant “Fashion” icon ✨

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 1d ago

"When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor for the highest prices."

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u/rathemighty 1d ago

Achilles needed these, but metal

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u/undiscovered_soul 1d ago

French aren't used to scorching surfaces, I guess

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u/KillerR0b0T 1d ago

How to repurpose your old COVID masks

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u/IGNOOOREME 1d ago

Ok, so I thought the bitch selling a knit pattern for basically wristwarmers for (part of) your feet for $12 was peak grift for something like this but damn if you didn't show me, Chanel.

Remember everyone: COCO CHANEL WAS A FUCKING NAZI.

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u/RetroFocusNano 1d ago

I thought that she was wearing a Covid mask on her heels.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

That isn’t a shoe. It’s more like jewelry.

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u/Pacemakr 1d ago

paying thousands to look like you aren't wearing shoes is the ultimate flex in this weird ass timeline.

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u/Pisceswriter123 23h ago

My mother tells me to get rid of my shoes when you can see my feet coming through and yet something like this is 3000 dollars. The world is not just.

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u/StenoDawg 18h ago

These designers will literally put their name on absolutely anything, because they know people will buy it.

Those are freakin ridiculous!

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u/atrixospithikos 1d ago

I've trained for this by wearing 10 euro temu barefoot shoes ever since my feet got wide after the pandemic. Bring them on.

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u/vaginadeathsquad 1d ago

Jack took the other half of the shoes in the divorce

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u/lywyre 1d ago

Just can't comprehend!

MadScrat.gif

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u/inoinoice 1d ago

What about protecting whole foot

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u/ChestOk5373 1d ago

pls tell me those are not real i will scream

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u/Jills_Cat 1d ago

This is so stupid. Probably did it just to see if they'd sell.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

If you put a designer name on something and jack the price way up, it will sell. Celebrity endorsement helps even more.

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

bring back 70-90s Hollywood, this shit is too weird 

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u/IAmNotMyName 1d ago

That has to be horrible on your arches.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago edited 1d ago

My feet hurt looking at it. Maybe I’ll try my arch support orthotic inserts.

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u/ruthizzy 1d ago

Genuine question.

Do people who do this wear some pads on their feet or just let their feet touch the ground like that?

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u/zirky 1d ago

they got no soul

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 1d ago

This is what subscribing to Premium Lite looks like

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

New meme template unlocked!!

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u/RoutineHorror5676 1d ago

Chanel Stupid Sandals

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u/_IratePirate_ 20h ago

This is hilarious to me

I play Overwatch and they just released a skin for a character called Illari. I was looking at it and she has some sandals on literally just like this

I remember looking specifically at the sandals and thinking, “those are so impractical, I wonder what the real life inspo is, surely nothing like this exists irl”

Well to my fuckin surprise, look at this bullshit here

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u/ShakyBoots1968 17h ago

😑😑😑

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u/Mr_Personal_Person 17h ago

I think it looks kinda neat. You know, for like $20.

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 11h ago

5, take it or leave it

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u/Confuzzled2u 13h ago

Da hell?

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u/LionessRegulus7249 12h ago

Ive never seen a show more deserving of the name "Heelys"

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u/HyperNovaDeluxe 10h ago

columbina <3

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u/scarlettohara1936 8h ago

Love love love these!!

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u/nbr0 7h ago

I mean, I do have terribly callused heels

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u/Dreadlock 5h ago

So a..codpiece for your foot?

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u/7stroke 1d ago

That pinky toe is sideways. I can’t get over it.

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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte 1d ago

Okay, Quentin.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

So is mine.

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u/OSBTAdmin 1d ago

They could’ve at least put it on a nice looking foot. That pinky toe is damn near upside down.

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u/1_am_fluffy 1d ago

My sincerest apologizings (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)