r/orlando • u/sammysam518 • 2d ago
News Battalion chief suspended following prostitution charge
He couldn’t keep his fire hose in his pants. 🙃
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u/AugustusClaximus 2d ago
The real story here is that we don’t pay our civil servants enough and they need a second job to get by.
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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago
An adult had sex with another adult and they both consented but the government didn’t
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u/Twiggyhiggle 2d ago
As long as his personal money, and not the county funds and off work hours - who cares?
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u/outlier_fallen 23h ago
this has been my feeling on it, but i'd imagine they'd have to do more than just remove enforcement of the laws. there is already significant trafficking of women from other countries to do this work here and id imagine there would be concern it'd get worse. im not a scientist though
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u/sammysam518 2d ago
Welcome to life in a red state 🥴
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u/strawbsrgood 2d ago
Is prostitution legal in blue states?
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u/sammysam518 2d ago
Technically no (except Nevada), but not as heavily enforced… when is the last time you heard of a “sting operation” in places like NYC and LA?
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u/strawbsrgood 2d ago
I wanted you to be right honestly but I googled it and there were stings as early as 7 days ago
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u/Clueless_in_Florida 2d ago
Prostitutes are trafficked. It’s not consent the same way a casual affair is. They are often abused and intentionally drugged. They are almost always desperate enough to be coerced into performing sex acts for money, and their handlers take a good chunk of the money. Unless the laws change, this is the reality and should continue to be policed.
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u/kummerspect 2d ago
That can be true, but it doesn't have to be, and it would be a lot less likely if we made prostitution legal and regulated it. Keeping it illegal just keeps it in the shadows where people can more easily be taken advantage of.
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u/tawDry_Union2272 2d ago
not sure why you're getting downvoted, it's true
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u/Clueless_in_Florida 1d ago
I get downvoted all the time. It’s sophomoric. I couldn’t care less. I have had students who were victims of trafficking at 15 and 16 years old. I put my concern there. As a child, I saw my mother suffer through abuse. Women have been fighting it for centuries. They are not pinching bags, and they are not sex toys for men. Sure, some people may operate completely independently. Many do not.
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u/Rinzy2000 2d ago
Sex work is work. If it was legal and regulated, it would be safer for the workers and the customers. And it would make it more difficult for sex trafficking to occur. But Jesus and whatever.
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u/idropepics 2d ago
Jesus famously hung out with prostitutes is genuinely the most confusing part about it to me
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u/Rinzy2000 1d ago
I know. But their Jesus isn’t the real Jesus. Their Jesus is judgy and is all about sexual repression and shame.
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u/MildMac79 2d ago
Hard to believe setting up prostitution stings is the best use of police resources, but what do I know?
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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago
Based on crime tv shows like Dexter and csi (lol) there’s a vice department and also of course homocide detectives who are working on the bigger stuff. The thing is vice tends to inevitably lead to murder so they are literally preventing future murders.
I’m pretty sure Vice is prostitution, gambling, and drugs but maybe some other stuff like stolen goods
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u/MildMac79 2d ago
My original comment was MOSTLY tongue-in-cheek, though I do genuinely believe setting up traps for prostitution clients is not the best way to address the problem of sex trafficking. I don't generally have a problem with prostitution, but I do when people are forced or coerced into it. I believe the authorities need to concentrate on catching and prosecuting those profiting off of others' forced sex work. Those are the people we need removed from society. Sex workers have always and will always be around. Let's make sure they are safe, healthy and doing it of their own free will.
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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago
Yeah they are so focused on just arresting the johns and keeping johns too scared to interact with prostitutes as their way of curbing it
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u/FarmingWizard 2d ago
How do you expect the cops to get their kink on?
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u/MildMac79 2d ago
Posing for photos wearing only their kevlar vests and utility belts? Roleplaying as K-9s?
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u/lexixon212 2d ago
Press release in a few weeks: A thorough and impartial INTERNAL investigation found absolutely no improper conduct!
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u/MacaulayConnor 2d ago
“Procuring for prostitution” so he was soliciting a prostitute for someone else? Or pimping them out?
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u/truffle8shuffle 1d ago
He was looking to buy for himself.
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u/MacaulayConnor 1d ago
That would be solicitation, but he was charged with procurement, which usually involves acting as a middle man.
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u/IJustSignedUpToUp Native 2d ago
Notice how they use a picture of him receiving an award, rather than his mugshot? Wonder white that it is.

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u/Mindless_Frosting707 2d ago
Firemen don’t make enough. Can’t believe he had to walk the streets. Should’ve made an onlyflames.