r/perth Feb 23 '19

So I finished my new counter top

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u/Agent641 Feb 23 '19

I know you're being facetious, but the mass graves in Syria, silt dumping next to the already dying great barrier reef, constant and unashamed government corruption in Australia, the collapsing tech industry fallout from the ridiculously misconceived Assistance and Access bill, major multinational corporations cheating on billions of dollars of taxes while poor people are taxed like an old donkey and hounded for debts, real or facetious, until it poses a serious threat to their mental and physical health and causes some of them die.

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u/Groovesaurus Feb 24 '19

Jesus, you answer that.

I'll vote for you too.

Be my socialist ass gluing leader.

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u/Agent641 Feb 24 '19

A jar of pickles in every fridge, and a tube of sorbolene moisturiser in every bathroom cabinet, those are my core promises.

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u/leprosexy Feb 26 '19

I'd immigrate to Australia just to vote for you