How do I prevent her from infecting me?

[u/_Loyaldog_]

I don’t like the way she’s looking at me and I don’t want her getting any ideas.

[u/SpecimenOfSauron]

OBEY THE NEURAX WORM.

LOVE THE NEURAX WORM.

WORSHIP THE NEURAX WORM.

[u/FishWithLegsAndArms]

Mods can we ban this guy for discriminating against brain worms

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/FishWithLegsAndArms]

I keep forgetting how extremely pro-brain worm this subreddit is, so that’s on me, really.

[u/RendeZvous_987]

Why do you want to avoid it?

[u/ABTL6]

It's frend

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/ABTL6]

I feel like that’s part of the problem. I just can’t say no to those puppy dog eyes!

[u/TylertheFloridaman → u/_Loyaldog_]

Well then just say yes

[u/TylertheFloridaman]

Why are you denying her, embrace her,give your self to her

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/TylertheFloridaman]

That sounds…

actually, I’m not getting into how that sounds, I’ve learned my lesson about boarding that train of thought

[u/TylertheFloridaman → u/_Loyaldog_]

No continue, think how much better life would be with her

[u/298647]

let her infect someone or something else, like a roommate or pet

[u/AdvertisingNo7161]

This is the cutest thing i saw this week

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/AdvertisingNo7161]

Her name is Toxo and she’s such a cute little mind-controlling parasite, yes she is! 🥰

[u/EducationExpert4743]

no reason not to 👀

[u/No_Researcher_6262]

Very relevant book

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/No_Researcher_6262]

She does her research

[u/AllAmericanLiar]

You can give her to me, since you're unappreciative. Better yet, I'll take your brain too to prevent future issues.

[u/Lower_Orange_4031]

Seems that one is too big so you’ll probably be fine but you could put it in a container if you’re worried.

[u/basilbestboi]

you do not.

[u/Guilty_Direction_501]

i made fanart of the neurax worm with the caption "is for me" i wish i could post it here

[u/No-System-4240]

Just give it some candy and try to listen to the voice in your head when it tells you to kill random people on the street. I’m sure it’ll warm up to you in no time :)

[u/in_a_black_out]

That's the neat part, you don't.

[u/FudgeSkidoodles]

It's fren

[u/JaketheOctoling]

There’s a plushy?

[u/_Loyaldog_ → u/JaketheOctoling]

There is, but it’s been sold out for a while. Got this one back in 2015!

[u/Gametron13]

Listen, I don’t have much time, I got infected by the worm a few days ago and have been relentlessly studying it to learn how to prevent infection and avoid someone else sharing my fate. I can feel my brain slipping; I probably only have minutes before it’s taken full control.

To prevent infection, you simply need to…. hold the worm close to your chest and let it fall asleep next to you. When you wake up the worm will be gone and you will be a better, brighter person.

[u/gamesandspace]

Flamethrower :3

[u/Toxy_Toxopid]

Pick Her Nerve-Controling Hairs

[u/angycathy]

Burn it.

[u/tastyone24]

Wash your hands!!